The Church of the Chuckmeister...

Regular reader of this unassuming little blog will recall that I, The Chuckmeister, your Faithful Scribe and Unbiased Observer, started the "Church of the Chuckmeister" some years ago.

That's because in fact I'm an Ordained Minister of the Gospel, permitted, nay encouraged to perform weddings and bar mitzvahs and Druid Summer Solstice ceremonies.  And I did.  Hundreds of them.  And, so far as I know, there's not been a single divorce amongst them.  So far as I know.  Heh, heh...

But I also created the "Church" because the Gummint under Hizzoner Mr. B. Hussein Obama was forcing us to buy his special little brand of health insurance back then.  You may recall.  Unless one had a religious exemption, that is.  And guess what?  The Church just happened to offer such exemptions on a "case by case" basis.  Ahem.

Well, boys and girls, we're there once again!  The Gummint under Mr. O'Biden is going to force us to get a vaccination, he says.  Force us.  As in, lose your job if you don't get one.  Or get fired from police and fire departments all over America at the exact same time when we need them most.  Or, most importantly, under our newly-"woke" Defense Department you'll get boarded out with a Bad Conduct or Dishonorable Discharge if you don't get one.  And according to what I hear, there are hundreds of thousands of them!  Can you say, "Oooops!"

Don't you love it when all those fancy little plans they drew up in the Yale faculty lounge are put into operation...and found wanting.  Big Time!

Speaking of which, with dozens of examples we can highlight, could someone point me to a place where socialism has worked?  A single place?

Anyway, while we're living through that I also learned that Good Ol' Joe's Dept. of the Navy is going to Dishonorably Discharge some of our 2,500 Navy Seals who refuse to get the shot.  Some 600 of them at last report.  Now then, those faculty lounge plans might not have taken into account that Navy Seals cost more than $1 Million Dollars Each to train, and that losing too many so fast could have an immediate negative impact on our national defense.  

So, I, The Chuckmeister, Your Minister, hereby issues a statement:  All Navy Seals wishing a religious deferment due to "Nosocomophobia,"* one of the demons we fear most, please get in touch immediately.  I will waive my normal $5.00 honorarium** and consider assisting these heroes my personal pleasure.

Then, thereafter, they will be protected from the ravages of our Federal Government's attempt to force us to take a medicine, any medicine, against our religion.  

Minister Chuckmeister, out...

*     Nosocomophobia is the fear of doctors, nurses, physicians' assistants, needles, syringes, shots, vaccines, inoculations,  hospitals, clinics, the "red cross," the smell of (rubbing) alcohol, medical shows on television and the word "mandate."

**   That courtesy does not extend to others.