Migrant Repellant...

I believe that I, The Chuckmeister, just might have the solution to the wave of illegal immigrants flooding across our southern border.

And now that Yahoo and Google have been forced to cover it, having willfully chosen not to enlighten their readers with the facts about it before now, are finally letting audiences in on the truth; our Republic is at risk.

So far, the Gummint has sparingly leaked out the fact that some 2.1 million illegals (don't blame me, that's what our Constitution calls them!) have walked across our Border and turned themselves in so far in 2021.  And there's another 400,000 that ran like cheetahs to avoid being apprehended by our BP.  So that's the population of Los Angeles, sprinkled across America, all ready to apply for a Social Security cards and welfare payments and a drivers' licensed and a...gasp!...Voters Registration Card.  

At least that's what the Democrats are counting on.

So I have an idea how we just might be able to stem this human tide somewhat.  It might not be whatcha' call "politically correct," doncha' know, but I'm guessing it might work.  Here's how it would go...

We would dig foxholes every 100 yards or so all across the 1,798 miles of our Southern Border.  That's our SOVEREIGN Southern Border, the laws about crossing which without permission are well known to our Elected Public Servants, starting with our POTUS.  And that would include keeping out all of those presumably nice - but illegal - folks one Mr. O'Biden has been letting in.  

Wholesale.

In these foxholes we would mount M-60 automatic machine guns in 7.62mm caliber.  They spew big chunks of metal at the rate of 800 rounds a minute.  Quite deadly, they are.  These weapons have been around since the Second World War so nobody has to worry that they'll get all jammed up when we need them most.  Using tried-and-true technology to protect our fine Country is important, especially out in the harsh Southwest desert.  I'm sure that was troubling any budget hawk out there trying to make sure we don't waste our cash.  

We would detail our military to man these guns, 24-7, each now having a complete, cross-radius, 180 degree field of fire, left to right (can't be allowing any "gotaways," doncha' know).   

We point these machine guns south, and anyone attempting to enter the U. S. illegally, gets a taste of American Sovereignty.  A short, very loud burst should suffice.  Just enough to let them know we mean business.  Something sadly lacking from the O'Biden Administration up to this point.

And I don't want to hear from any of you whiny Libs out there, either.  Yes, it's entirely possible that an illegal or two might get perforated in this activity, but I can assure them it shouldn't have to happen more than once or twice.  The word would get out pretty quick that the O'Biden Admin was no longer welcoming their new electorate.

In fact, the "word" could be heard in the form of gunfire...

And yes, for those found "leaking," please recall that our fine Country, unlike the one these illegals fled, with their Air Jordans and I-Phones in tow, offers free health care.  So, our fine nurses and doctors should be able to plug them up and ship them back to Cuernavaca or Caracas or Cartagena macht schnell! 

Or, in the event they choose not to avail themselves of such care, I could also recommend "Stop Leak."