"Maps to the Stars' Homes!"

Everyone except those who get their news from Yahoo and Google (about 62% of our population, BTW), knows by now that our Southern Border is Wide Open!  And that 200,000 illegal aliens are pouring across each and every month.  The O'Biden Administration wants it that way, as having so screwed the poooch with their own policies, they're attempting to reinvent their Electorate out of Guatemalans and El Salvadorans.  

There appears to be little us normal Americans can do about this.  Except for me, The Chuckmeister.  I can do stuff only Superman and others of the Justice League can do.  I can even come up with diabolical answers to perplexing questions.  Need an example?  Sure.  How about this one?  

     -  Instead of attempting to arrest illegals as they break our Immigration Laws, we reassign our Border Patrol Officers.  We station them about every 50 feet, prepared to welcome each and every illegal alien as they waddle across our muddy Rio (Not-So) Grande.  

Our BP agents then hand them a "Map to the Stars Homes."  Written in 19 languages.  Since we know that Cher and "Cher-not Alike" all have 5 acre spreads in Beverly Hills, and they've each banged the drum for "immigrant rights," in the past, I'm certain they'd be glad to host a few hundred poor starving wretches on their palatial digs.  So give each illegal the Map, plus a bus ticket to Beautiful Downtown Hollywood, and we're home free!

All of a sudden the clot of illegals would be concentrated in Bev Hills and surrounding areas.  And that would be good, as then the Feds, were they so inclined, could concentrate their feel-good Liberal efforts in a far smaller area.  Easier and quicker that way.  Instead of busing them all over America, simply bus them to Cher's back yard!  

I'm guessing she could welcome at least 500, and her neighbors 500 each.  Think of it: Yuuuge "Hunny wagons" running back and forth between the Porta Pottys in previously oh-so-sweet-smelling Beverly Hills and God knows where?  Clotting downtown traffic.  Delicious. 

And if in the future a more Conservative administration found itself in charge, it'd be able to throw a rope around all the illegals, as they'd all be in Cher's back yard.  Heh, heh...

Oh yeah, and we should add in a book of coupons as well.  Like, say, a bunch of freebies from Starbucks.  They could even shoot up now in its bathrooms.  If they're going to be our new Electorate, let's start teaching them how to act!  Right?

RIGHT?