I was thinking...

You know, I was thinking the other day (I know that will come as a shock to some of you, but trust me, it happens on occasion).  I was thinking that there's a simple, quite obvious and utterly "eureka" answer to the question of election hacking and meddling that so consumes the nightly news at most of our media outlets.

They are wringing their hands and pulling their hair about the Russians and how they helped The Donald steal the Election from Ms. Hillary.  And how they are hoping, nay praying (if they actually do that), that Mr. Meuller finds something, ANYTHING to hang around Trump's neck so he can be quickly impeached and we can get back to "normal" Governmental operations.  

And the politicians that so desperately need that Left-wing media attention so they keep those campaign donations rolling in, that they will do and say anything to advance the narrative; that Trump is a con man, thief, liar, traitor, con man, and did I mention he's a liar?  And that he colluded with Putin to pick Clinton's pocket.  And that he should be frog-marched out of our Oval Office and taken straight to Leavenworth.  Oh yeah, and Hillary installed as our 46th POTUS.  Before the sun goes down over the Washington Memorial.  That same day...

We be at an impasse, 'Murica.  Trump wants to do his job and be left alone and the Liberals in Congress and the Liberals in the MainStreamMedia (but I repeat myself) want to tar and feather him, and then draw and quarter him, and then impeach him.  And we're not going to get anything done until this Russian thing is settled.

So it struck me that there's an obvious solution to this problem:  Just place a sign outside every polling place in America on Election Day, saying... 

"Hacking Free Zone."

Yeah, that oughta' do it!  And just beside that sign, one reading...

"Citizens Only Beyond This Point."  

That's it, America!  We had the answer in front of of our eyes all along!  If a sign in front of a school saying "Gun Free Zone" will keep crazed, disaffected youts (what's a yout?) or  Islamic jihadist murdering thugs from whipping out their "assault rifles" and wiping out a bunch of innocents, then signs in front of polling places will keep prospective Russian meddlers and non-citizen illegal aliens from breaking our election and voting laws. 

You just cannot have it both ways.  If signs will keep people from shooting up a school (they won't), then signs will keep people from screwing with our election laws (they won't).  

Even if they're written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS...