The campaign for Class President of Turkey Junction Elementary School had just gotten underway.
The candidates, Little Johnnie, Smooth Steve and Sweet Suzie were all running for Class President. And they were invited to give their speeches in front of an assembly. Little Johnnie started off...
- Little Johnnie stated that if he were elected, he'd petition the Administration to extend recess by 5 minutes. And also add pizza to the lunch menus.
Johnnie got polite applause.
- Smooth Steve told the crowd that he'd ask for a field trip to the Glockenfrazitz Art Gallery if they'd just vote for him. Nothing else, just that visit.
Steve was rewarded by polite applause.
- It was time for Sweet Suzie's speech. She said that a vote for her meant an ice cream party every Friday afternoon. With all the regular flavors plus Jamoca Almond Fudge. With all the syrup flavors. And double chocolate cupcakes.
Wowzer, Batman! Suzie got a standing ovation!
The vote was held. Sweet Suzie got all the votes but 2. And thus became Class President.
New York City's Democrat Primary was just held. 9 candidates vied for the job of Mayor in what they call a "Jungle Primary." That means the top two advance. But one of them, a guy named Zohran Momdani, won handily. Decisively. Since he's only 37, and has only been a citizen for 7 years, and has never had a job or started a business, and is an outspoken critic of capitalism and Israel and Jews, one might wonder just exactly why he won. Here's why:
Calling himself a "Democratic Socialist," which is an oxymoron, he's for defunding the police; and for abolishing NYC's prison system; and for preventing State-operated hospitals from suing for medical debt; and for universal healthcare; and for banning all guns; and for decriminalizing sex work; and for safe injection sites; and for pardoning all drug sentences and decriminalizing all drug possession; and ending cash bail; and ending all cooperation with Immigration and Customs Enforcement; and for increasing taxes on predominately White and Jewish neighborhoods; and paying for all stuff by increasing the tax rate on NYC's 350,000 $Millionaires.
Well now, Mzzz. "Suzie," I mean Mr. Momdani, is seemingly unaware that folks have the right to pick up and move. From one place to another. Even from one city to another. And to take their money with them. To places where they don't charge exhorbitant taxes. Like Florida. And Texas. And Tennessee. And South Carolina. Like has been occurring over the past 4 years. To the tune of more than 500,000 New Yorkers who have run like a bandit from this idiotic enclave.
I'm pretty sure if this bozo gets elected you could shoot off a cannon down 5th Avenue and not hit a single $Millionaire. And thus, they're will be nobody left to pay for these wet dreams. It's amazing just how dumb some folks can be. Not only those who run on such a ridiculous platform, but those who choose to vote for them.
Remember the movie, "Escape From New York?" I didn't know it was a prediction...
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