A New Income Opportunity!

Getting up there in age?

Living on Social Security, if one can call that living?

Getting hosed every month by Uncle Joe's inflation while going ever deeper in debt?

Maybe you could use a new income opportunity, especially one that doesn't require too much heavy lifting?

Well I got one, fellow Pilgrim!  And all it requires it that you get your fine self to the once-Golden State, put on a dress and start stealing.  From any store.  Up to $950.00 per day, per store.  And even if the store calls the fuzz, and even if the fuzz comes (not likely!), all they'll do is write you a $50.00 ticket with no court appearance date! 

I recommend you choose Lost Angeles or San Franpoopco to do your "five finger discounts," as they're experiencing a cop shortage in the extreme.  San Fran's down some 40%.  That sorta' thing happens when you "defund the police."  Imagine, the only folks dummer than the City Fathers and Mothers and Others in San Franpoopco and Lost Angeles, are the dummies who keep on voting them in.  I'm of the opinion they deserve what they get... 

And as we've all found out of late, the Soros-installed District Attorney kicks almost all the misdemeanor beefs, so there's a better chance of you winning the lottery than being forced to pay for your Liberal-approved "crimes."  And after all, stealing is just a modern-day way of paying reparations, right?

RIGHT?

And don't forget to tell them you identify as both Black and gay, as they are now "protected classes," and one may not say a disparranging word about either.  And "identifying" is all that's required to assume the mantle of either.  Or even both, like me!

So get yourself a dress, hop a train or a plane, and we'll see you here ASAP.  And bring a calculator.  Wouldn't want to cross that $950.00 threshhold and risk getting a felony arrest, now would we?  Of course, more than half of all felonies are reduced to misdeneanors here, and mis-D's are kicked, so no biggie even if you did...

Remember the good ol' days when the Punishment Actually Fit The Crime?  It was just reported that only 320 individuals were responsible for more than 6,000 crimes over the past 12 months in New York City.  Damn, California, you gotta' catch up!