Black? Check! Gay? Check!

I would be remiss if I didn't mention Karine Jean-Pierre, our very newest White House Press Secretary, if for no other reason than how she introduced herself on the very first minute of her very first day at work.

Actually, it's the only reason to mention her.  As you will soon see... 

She introduced herself as the very first immigrant from a nondescript Caribbean island (Martinique), who's also Black, and gay, and a woman.  And I should add at this point, whatever that is now.  

BTW, what's with all these hyphenated last names some professional women wear like a badge of courage these days?  Especially Black women?  Can't they decide between them?  Are they planning for a divorce?  And how are we to address them?  The "full monte," like Alexandria Occasional-Cortex demands, or just the last name?  Or maybe just by "Ms. Hyphen?"  Yeah, I like that.  I think I'll vote for Ms. Hyphen...

Anyway, as she said, she "ticked all the boxes."  She could have also added another box or two, that of being the first Press Secretary with a sub-three digit I.Q., which she proves every time she opens her mouth, and being kinda' cute.  Actually, I think it's more like a room temperature I.Q.

Now then, I've been to two county fairs, a state fair, an armadillo roast and a goat roping contest and I've never seen anyone as dumb as this creature.  I wasn't a big fan of Peppermint Patty who she replaced, but at least the "Single White Female" was good at her job.  Which was to spew Democrat talking points.  She's misguided, of course, as are all socialists, but she's still smart.  Dangerously so.  

Ms. Hyphen, on the other hand, answers all the questions by reading directly from a Fake Book she keeps on the lectern.  Those answers are written by somebody far smarter than is she.  In fact, if it weren't for Peter Doocy, Fox News' appointed attack squirrel, there would be no reason to attend these snooze-fests.  Mzzzzz. Hyphen is an Immigrant, she is Black, and Gay, and a woman.  And she's dumb as a bag of rocks.  God, is she dumb!   And she's hyphenated.  They could have added all of those to the boxes.

Oh yeah, and she's kinda' cute.

Check, check, and check!

Imagine if they'd found somebody with all those "attributes" but was also a dwarf?  Or perhaps suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis?  Or a non-binary vegan who'd had a few abortions?  Or whose mom and dad owned a bakery and refused to make cakes for heterosexuals?  Or maybe somebody who could check all these boxes, too?  Ms. Hyphen would have been passed over so damn fast her Harvard pedigree would have vanished, just like her student loans.  

This "identity politics" thing can get complicated, now don't it?

But until and unless they find somebody even dumber than Ms. Hyphen, who's also a dwarf, with Psoriasis, Ms. Hyphen will just have to do.  For the 17 people, most likely from back home in Fort-de-France, who actually care what she has to say.  Most likely here mom and dad...