Help! "____" SUV's are Murdering Paradegoers!

                NEWS FLASH!

"___" SUV's are running down and killing people!  

One "___" colored SUV did that at a Christmas parade in Waukesha, Wisconsin the other day.  We put the color of the murdering SUV in "quotes," because it's also the color of a particular First Occupant Native-Dweller Original Indigenous Personage Race of Folks Far Better Than Us, so we don't list it here.  

To be politically correct, doncha' know...

Yes, this murdering, errant, out-of-control SUV by all reports sped up and intentionally ran down paradegoers, killing six, including one little 8 year-old boy. 

The bastard! 

The SUV was taken into custody following a short attempt to flee.  

We've heard the Department of Justice has been contacted and a formal complaint lodged, claiming that the manufacturer of the SUV is complicit in these deaths.  And quite possibly E. I. Dupont-Nemours, Inc. for creating and widely circulating the pigment used.  

But the manufacturer is also complicit, if only for just painting its vehicles that certain "color."  No complaint has yet been lodged against the manufacturer of the tires, however with our rather raging excess of lawyers running loose here in America, nothing of that nature would surprise us.  

You'll be pleased to learn the poor unsuspecting Person-of-Color who just happened to be sitting behind the steering wheel at the time was not injured in the melee.  He was checked out by the medics, and then invited to stay at the County long-term accommodations until his health - and reputation - improves... 

Off-put by the accuracy and fairness of the foregoing reportage?  All of the "Alphabet" networks, ala ABC/CBS/NBC/PBS and NPR, plus all cable news channels except Fox, NEWSMAX and OAN, reported the news almost exactly as it appears above.  They made no, or only a passing mention, that a murderous Black Islamic jihadist felon was behind the wheel that day, intentionally running down and killing six innocents.  

He did so because, as he stated loudly on his social media posts, he hated White people and wanted to kill them.  Kill them all.  

Ahhhh, but this narrative doesn't fit that of the commie pinko dumbass Liberal looney Left!  

He should have been White.  And a White Nationalist with Nazi tattoos all over himself.  Driving a pickup truck.  And with a picture of him holding one of those AR-15's on his Facebook page.  Or -16's.  Or whatever you call them.  

Some people think SUV's should now even be added to that classification which includes GUNS!  You know, that group of inantimate object that wake up in the morning, wash their little metallic faces, load themselves up with armor-piercing ammo and go out looking for an innocent schoolchild to murder.  Maybe we should add SUV's into that group of societal pitfalls.  After all, this one must have decided all by its lonesome to intentionally run down a bunch of folks just trying to have a good time!  Damn SUV!  

But it coulda' been a White Nationalist!  Maybe THEN it would have gotten some "MSMedia" attention.  Maybe.  And Joe O'Biden wouldn't have flown right over Waukesha to go to Minnesota for a speech on Bill's Back's Better, or something like that.  He would have gone there.  And conveyed the Nation's grief, with these poor families.  Black families.  Only.  But he couldn't do that.  

Didn't fit the narrative...