"Go Fund That Wall!"

Let's review here, Pilgrim.

Donald J. Trump was elected to build a wall on our Southern border.  "Build That Wall!" was the chant heard at so many of Trump's rallies across America.  He said he would build the wall.  No question.  The wall is needed, he said, and we agree, to keep out alien migrants, and illegal drugs, and guns and weapons that could be used to cause mayhem.  

Trump said he'd get Meheeeeko to pay for the wall.  They said they wouldn't.  No big surprise there.  And the Leftoids among us laughed at him for being so stupid as to think our friends south of what they call "La Frontera*," the Frontier, would ever pay to close off their Number Two source of foreign capital.  That would be "remittances," which is the word the Progressives among us call the money illegals send home to momma back in Guadalajara after taking a job that Americans won't do.  It works out to more than $20 Billion a Year!  

*  BTW, the Mexicans have never gotten their arms around losing the Mexican-American War.  And thus, they do not consider the "Border" as a "Border."  Rather, it is a smelly ditch to be waded across on the way to the Land of Freebies...

Uhh, sorry for the interruption.  Back to the rant...

I wonder, just for discussion's sake, what would happen if we paid $50 an hour to pick tomatoes, and decided to no longer pay to educate and feed and clothe and house those who shouldn't be here?  Just thinkin' out loud there...

We know walls work.  The walls around the White House tend to prove that.  And the wall across 4,000 miles of China worked pretty well for a thousand years or so.  And the "wall" of 32,000 American soldiers that keep Northern Koreans out of Southern Korea.  You could call that a successful endeavor.  Remember the wall that separated East from West Berlin?  That worked pretty well for a couple of decades, didn't it?  And the wall that separates the "free" part of Jerusalem from those fun-loving Palestinians who made a hobby out of blowing up Jewish pizza parlors...and themselves.  

Funny, not a single pepperoni - or Israeli - blown skyward since.  

But in spite of quite obvious proof that the majority of Americans want the wall built, and NOW, the Democrats are using every single parliamentary trick in their quiver to thwart the publics' interests.  They have refused to fund the wall, even though they know we want it.  They WILL NOT give Trump a legislative victory, preferring rather to run on this and many other Progressive goals during the mid-term Election upcoming.  And even though there's millions of dollars for border security in Jordan, of all places, in our newly-approved budget, there's nowhere near the money we need to begin construction.  

So we know that a "wall-less" America invites millions of aliens to invade our Country and take advantage of the many delightful aspects of our Representative Republic (no, children, we DO NOT have a Democracy...).  So we're told we have somewhere around 11,000,000 (roughly the population of ND, SD, MT, ID, NV and NE) illegals living here.  And somehow to the Leftoid Progressives out there, that's a good thing.  That's an almost limitless source of brand-new voters to take back power and keep it forever.  

To the Constitutional Conservatives out there, without an enforced border we do not have a country.

This little disagreement has blossomed to the point where California, once the bastion of all things wonderful, has decided that illegals are now the Holy Grail.  CA no longer deports heinous criminal felons from our midst.  I fear that only mass murders would be shown the door here in the once-Golden, but now severely tarnished state.  

I wonder what you'd have to do to get yourself deported by the commie pinko dumbass liberal weenies who are running things up there in Sacrascrewthetaxpayers?  Hmmm.

Anyhoo, I just noticed that Andrew McCabe, the ex-Number Two at the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the fellow who was put in charge of overseeing the Trump - Russia fiasco, the real gem who oversaw the Clinton illegal email investigation, has now been accused of perjuring himself at least four times in front of Congress.  He is also the philanderer who was caught porking his also-married little FBI sweetheart Lisa Page.  This is the guy who bragged during about 100,000 text messages to her that he had an "insurance policy" to keep Trump from being elected, whatever that meant, and then to take him down once he was, was fired by the IG because of these illegal transgressions.  And then, having his fat FBI pension jerked from under him at the last minute, and facing a number Federal probes over his blatantly illegal activities, just raised more than $450,000 in ONE DAY from "Go Fund Me" to help pay for his legal fees.  

Think of it.  A true liar, criminal, philanderer, cheat, thief and overall Bad Guy, who sucked from the public teat for twenty years, just begged the gullible FB public to help him try and escape justice.  What a great Country we live in!

So, I thought to myself, if McCabe can use "Go Fund Me" to help pay for his legal defense, why don't we Americans use "Go Fund Me" to help pay for the Wall?  Think of it:  If only 250,000 Americans coughed up $1,000 each, we'd have the $25 Billion we need to build that sucker!  So if just a few concerned, red-blooded, God-fearing, law-abiding 'Muricans, roughly the population of Springfield, MO, were to donate a Thousand Bucks each, we'd have our Wall, and San Fran Nan Pelosi and "Crying Chuck" Schumer would have the smiles wiped off their frequently lifted, but still sagging, Leftoid faces. 

I like it.  How 'bout you?  Here's another idea.  Just send that $Thou to me, The Chuckmeister, and I'll make sure it gets to the proper recipient.  You can count on that.  I mean, if you can't trust The Chuckmeister, just who can you trust?  

Oh yeah, and to all my faithful, loyal and admiring legions of fans out there, all eleven or twelve of you, let me send along my heartfelt wishes for a happy and healthy Easter!