An Essay on "Critical Mass" and Illegal Immigration, Part Deux...

So like the very good 'Murican patriot that you are, you suffered through my previous essay of the same title.  Like a true warrior.  Minus the "Part Deux" part, of course.

You managed to explore my thinking on this tricky and peril-fraught subject.  You managed to read both my summation of the problem and why we have to figure out a solution post-haste.  But first, for those who were so dilatory as to have not actually read, understood and inculcated the extraordinarily valuable and insightful commentary I puked forth a few days back (FOR SHAME!), here's the abridged ("Reader's Digest") version:

1.  We have millions and millions of illegal aliens here in America.  They come from other countries, and are not therefore citizens of this one.  They are here illegally.  They are not "undocumented, uninvited but uber-welcome guests," no matter what the Dems or the Lap Dog Media choose to call them.  They either hiked up their pantalones and waded across the Rio Grande, or their parents brought them here, illegally, before they had achieved the age of maturity and could decide for themselves whether they would choose to break into this, or perhaps another country.  And the Lefties in the U.S.A. are going all Medieval on the Dems in  Congress trying to get at least the DACA's (the 8 million alien "kids" who are now average age of 26) forgiven and issued brand-spanking-new citizenship papers. And maybe a good used car to boot.  And a nice gift certificate to Starbucks.  And an apology for being, well, us...

2. Conservatives in America do not believe that the proper response to an invasion of illegal aliens is to thank them for coming, issue them some Welcome Wagon gifts, and immediately place them on the welfare rolls.  Oh, and profess complete agreement with the idea that "their" uneducated, unskilled and uninvited labor is superior to "our" own unemployed, and should be accorded entry-level jobs ahead of America's own.  We know for a fact that our laws have been broken and that the law-breakers should be made to pay for their transgressions against our citizens before we start talking about much of anything else.  

In other words, the sheer number of lawbreakers in a particular class, like bank robbers/check kiters/drunk drivers, etc., should have no effect on whether, or how, we choose to punish them.  However, when they're more of them than people who live in North and South Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Utah, Colorado and Kansas, you'd better believe that punishing them will be a real chore.

This, boys and girls, and others, if you live in Taxifornia, is what they call an "impasse."  Kind of like a real "Mexican Standoff."  They (Democrats) want to buy new voters with our tax money, and we (Republicans) want to expel them.  Now.  Nice...

Sooooooooooo, I, the Chuckmeister, your loyal scribe without-papers, has ruminated upon this weighty subject and have conjured up a potentially workable solution.  And here it is:

Crimes have occurred.  And the criminals must be, MUST BE identified, charged, tried and punished for those crimes, and then have that punishment meted out by the citizens of this Country which they dishonored.  For if they are not, then our laws mean nothing.  NOTHING!

Orrrrrrrr, my preferred outcome, the "Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals" beneficiaries should be given the opportunity to name their lawbreaking parents as the lawbreakers they are for having broken into America, and broken our laws, and then they should help us round up and deport their mommies and daddies to help pay their debts to the country they broke into.  

In other words, "an eye for an eye."  Their parents broke our laws, and either they, or their children, should be made to pay the price.  Take your pick.  I suggest the dads and moms would be a better choice to round up and export, as we paid via our taxes to educate their children, all the way up to and including college.  They might, MIGHT prove to be a net-plus for our society, even though we didn't invite them here.  Their parents have already proven by way of their actions that they do not value our laws and thus have got to go.  

In short, my friends, our laws must mean something.  And without laws, our country might wind up like Mexico...  

Oh yeah, in closing, I suggest that we conduct this whole proceeding out in the open, in public, in some sort of ceremony paying homage to the chariot scene in "Hunger Games, Part 2."  And we could possibly sell the TV distribution rights to a pay-for-view outfit.  Can't you see it?  Mass deportation of gardeners and maids and housekeepers, or a mass deportation of "kids" who shouldn't be here in the first place, broadcast live all over the world.    

God, how I love the smell of irony in the morning...