The "I-70 Uncontested Divorce"

Up with this we shall no longer put (with apologies to Yoda)!  

Dunno' about you, but I'm damn tired of what America has become.  And so I'm proposing to do something about it.  I'm proposing what I'll call the "I-70 Uncontested Divorce."

In just a few short months, Joe O'Biden and his Raging Band of Sycophants (new name for a band?) have endeavored to turn America inside out.  It's appearing that they are determined to deconstruct it, and then remake it their preferred image.  We don't want that.  We don't want that very much.

When two people or countries can't live together anymore, they either come to polite, diplomatic terms for separation, or they go to war.  

I'm endeavoring to prevent that latter possibility.  Endeavoring, but not unwilling.  

Unless you've been living in a dumpster behind the local Wal-Mart, you're aware that the "Left" and the "Right" in our Country have never been further apart, in every single measurable way.  Those in the Big Cities think those who live in the hinterlands are pickup truck-driving, flag-waving, gun-totin,' beer-swilling rubes.  Those who live in the Heartland think those who live in the Big Cities are inbred, multi-generational welfare recipients who'll vote for anyone who promises them more.

Evidence?  Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

"They" want even more from us, so they can trade it for votes, and "we're" tired of being picked clean like a Thanksgiving turkey.  

Sooo, given all of that, I propose the "I-70 Uncontested Divorce."  I'll represent those on the Right in this negotiation, if you don't mind, even though I'm not an attorney (one of the few mistakes I've failed to make).  Here goes...

We draw a new Border between those on the Left, who are generally located in Northern Big Cities, where fully 75% of our population resides, and those on the Right, who are mainly dispersed throughout the South.  We'll use I-70, if you don't mind.  It sort of geographically divides what was America in half, which seems fair.    

(Even though they'd get more population, I'd say, good riddance!  Most of the population they have, we don't want...)

So, they get the so-called "MainStreamMedia," which is located in a six-block radius in Mid-Town Manhattan.  They lie for a living, and we're having no more of it.  We'll take all of what was America's manufacturing capability in exchange, and then proceed to build it back up to what it was before we became "global."

They'll get our Entertainment Industry, such as it is, and we'll take our Farm Belt and food production.  They'll get our Ivy League colleges and universities, filled to the brim with really bright fools, and we'll take small town community colleges.

We'll give them the snow, we'll take the warmth.

We'll give them Washington, D. C. and its 535 multi-millionaire Congressweenies and the 20,000 lobbyists who snap at their heels, and we'll take all the small towns and cities spread across the fruited plain.

And lastly, we'll give them Black Lives Matters and we'll take the Military.  (We might later need the military to beat back BLM).

The new Border?  Just follow I-70 from around Baltimore at the Eastern end, to Colorado on the West.  And then take a sharp right turn and include the "Blood Red" Dakotas, Wyoming and Idaho, and give the Lefties most of the "Bleeding Blue" ones like WA, OR and CA.  

We'll build a Wall, a Big Ass Wall, and we'll staff it will our military.  Shoot to Kill.  Don't be comin' 'round our parts once we make the break.  It's serious.  And remember...

We're the ones with all the guns!!! 

But that's okay with them, I'm pretty sure.  They have those little Starbucks cocktail swords...