Saturday, June 4, 2011

Anothony Weeeeeennnnnerrr

Sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer jingle:

Oh, I'm glad that I'm not Anthony Wei – ner,
That is what I'm really glad to say - ay - ayyy.

'Cause if I were Anthony Wei – ner,
I'd be a Commie, pinko, liberal dumbass, loudmouth,
Latte-sipping, limousine-riding, overpaid, undersmart,
Arrogant, disingenuous, fool with a Nepoleonic complex.

I just love poetry. Don't you?