CA's Nucking Futz!

Have you ever wondered why folks are leaving California?

                   In droves?

Those of us who "live" in the once-Great State of California would like those of you who are fortunate enough to live somewhere else, to know why you should be glad you live somewhere else.  

First of all, before I get warmed up, I just had to share with you a headline from "The Daily Mail" about a California real estate agent that makes my case:  

"Award-winning lesbian realtor, 50, is jailed for tricking 90 year-old man with dementia into thinking they were in relationship so she could scam him out of $638k to buy an RV and pay her gambling debts."

Among the headlines we just couldn't make up, this one should set the tone for my bi-daily rant.  From Yours Truly, your Scribe Without Portfolio.  Bringing you more bits of crazy from out here in Crazyland.  I can say for certain that this headline would never have appeared in the Constitution Tribune, my Chillicothe, Missouri hometown paper.  

Here's another one:

Our CA State Senator Scott Weiner (appropriate name) just authored legislation which he says, "...will make streets safer across the state."   

Yeah, we're all for that, aren't we?

Except, according to him, the way we get there is to mandate (Liberals just luuuv to mandate!) that all cars and trucks manufactured 2027 and after for sale in the State... 

"...have special technology installed in the car called 'speed governors.'"  

Now, you should be aware that the fact this "special technology "doesn't exist,* and would have to be invented and proven, doesn't seem to bother Scott.  After all, our auto industry would have 3 years to come up with it, right?  

Weiner went on to say, these "speed governors" would... 

"...prevent the vehicles from going more than 10 miles per hour over the speed limit"'

"This is not an overreach," Sen. Weiner (cough, cough) said, "I think most people believe in speed limits and we know that speed kills."  

Ummm, how do we know that again?  The speed limits in Montana and Wyoming and Idaho are 90 mph, and we don't hear about anyone dying up there, now do we?  Top Fuel drag racers hit 335 miles per hour in just over 3 seconds and nobody's died lately doing that, now have they?

Anyway, back to Weiner's wet dream...

His proposed legislation goes farther, yes it does.  It would mandate (that word again) that all trucks and busses be forced to 

"...install "sideguards" to prevent pedestrians, cyclists and other vehicles from getting sucked underneath the truck during a crash."

Once again, these "sideguards" do not exist, and would have to be invented and developed.  And would no doubt be prohibitive in cost.  Like, $Tens of thousands per vehicle.  Which would necessarily bankrupt truck lines.  But Liberals don't worry about cost.  After all, they're spending your money.

He went on to state these bills are "...commonsense actions to protect public safety."

If Scott wanted to promote public safety he'd get those idiotic GPS-driven, driverless "Cruze" cabs off the streets of San Franpoopco.  They've wounded 34 homeless folks and killed 4 pedestrians, thus far.

I wonder what strain of weed good ol' Scott was smoking when he coughed up this hairball?  We know our BoyGuv Newsom, who some call "Hairgod," had his Supermajority legislature pass a law last December making it a misdemeanor for a shopkeeper to chase a thief!  Somebody steals your cash drawer and you can't chase them?  The cop can ticket you, not the perp?  So passing dummasss legislation is common here in Fantasyland.

This is what happens when you have 47 of 54 counties controlled by Democrats.  And the 7 they don't control are located in the high Sierras and the Central Valley.  They would be Modoc, Inyo, Shasta, Lassen, Imperial, Glenn and Humboldt.  And get this: the total population of all 7 of those counties, is 501,847.  One Half Million on the Red Team against the entire Democrat apparatus.  In a State filled with 41,428,788, according to our Census Department, and another Umpteen million illegals.  Who the Dems hope will be voting for them pretty damn quick.  

Outnumbered, much?

So because these Liberal pukes have our nuts in a vice, so to speak, they can, and do, pass the most inane, most outrageous, most idiotic and most egregious laws imaginable.  Our Legislature passed 1,297 laws last year!  "Hairgod" only signed 997 of them into effect.  997 Brand-Spanking New Laws!  On top of the 366,345 we already have in place!  Which is twice as many as New Yawk, the Number Two state!

This is Bizzarro World, right?  Everything is upside down?  The illegal aliens are staying at the Waldorf on our $Dime, the transgenders are winning all the women's sporting events, our taxes are the highest in the Nation, gas costs $5 Bucks a gallon, we're sitting on a river of oil and these dipsh*ts want us to drive golf carts, people are pooping in the streets, and your odds of going shopping in Lost Angeles and making it out alive are only about fifty-fifty.

So I'd say leave, if you can.  But if you have to stay, consider packing heat.  Especially if you simply must shop in downtown Lost Angeles...

*    Ten years ago Taxifornia passed a law requiring all firearm manufacturers to install/invent/create "microstamping" technology so that a unique, almost invisible identifiers, could be stamped on every gun.  As well as all ammunition, in an attempt to make matching cartridge cases with the guns that fired them possible.  This was to begin in 2012.  Failure to create this new technology out of thin air would prevent firearm manufacturers from selling any new - or improved - models into the State.  So, since this technology did not exist, does not exist, and will not exist, our firearm purchasers here - THE CITIZENS - have been deprived of all the new and improved guns available to every other American citizen for almost 11 years.  

"You let a camel get his nose under the tent..."