There's this ONE thing that's been bothering me for quite awhile. Actually, there are several, but there's this one in particular.
German psychology professor William Stern created the I.Q. system way in back in 1905. He decided for his theory that the average human had an I.Q. (Intelligence Quotient) of 100. Those smarter would be higher on the I.Q. scale, those less bright would be lower. Those with an I.Q. of say 135 - 140 would be considered brilliant, and those with an I.Q. of 71 - 80 would be as dumb as a bag of hammers. But still be able to ring up your hot dog at the 7/11. Or deliver your mail.
You get it, right?
And then there's Alfred Binet. He was a French psychologist who took what Stern had developed and folded it into useful intelligence testing. He would divide physical age through mental age to get the actual I.Q.
So having majored in Psychology (and economics), and having tested hundreds of my fellow 'Muricans on what later became known as the "Stanford-Binet I.Q. Test" to determine their level of smarts, I figured I had this whole thing down pat. Or is it "Pat?" Who's Pat, again? Sorry, I don't know. Where were we? Oh yeah...
Even after having accumulated some 60 hours of college psyc as an undergrad, some of them 500 level,* which is hard to do, I can tell you. I assumed that Dr. Binet was right; the average 'Murican's score was about 100. Turned out I might have been right back then, but no longer. The world has changed...
How did I determine I was waaaay off base? The Internet. Once that the Chinese Wuhan Killer Corona Virus hit, and hit hard, everyone was ordered to go home, close and lock the doors behind them, pull down the shades and hide under the bed until further notice. But put on their laptops, or their hand held phones, and vacuum up all the available info their little hearts desired. Watch the news, they were instructed, or Facebook, or TikTok, or Instagram, whatever. But be sure to wear your face mask all the while.
It was as if a switch was flipped. I sensed for some time that our educational establishment was failing us, and that we were graduating barely functional, semi-prepared losers, but the Virus confirmed it. And God, what I saw was startling!
The average 'Murican doesn't score 100 in my opinion. Not even close! Maybe 85 or 90, but nowhere near 100. And going down. Rapidly. In short, I don't think our average neighbor, yours and mine, could pour piss out of a boot! Like Senator John Kennedy recently said about our Congressweenie Alex Ocasional-Cortex, "She's why they put instructions on a bottle of shampoo." Not just her, Senator, perhaps about half of us.
Oh yeah, AOC is the only bartender who never brought anything to the table. Ahem...
Get on the 'Net and take a look. You'll see if you pay attention that people really don't know what's happening in the world today. They get their news from TikTok. And TikTok isn't a news source. It's for entertainment. They might be entertained, but they are not enlightened. Or educated. And they show it. I grew tired of watching the people riding by on their bicycles while wearing a mask. Or separating themselves by 6 feet in lines at the supermarket, paper masks covering everything but their noses. Paper. With holes in them large enough for a bacteria to walk through sideways. The holes in paper masks, BTW, are 50,000 times larger than a virus. They were designed to corral bacteria, not viruses. Look it up if you doubt me. We were being bullshi*ted by our supposed "leaders," and I knew it.
Unfortunately, few others did.
And with our schools closed for two years, and our kids forced to learn via Zoom, I feel we made our children dumber. Think about this; the LAUSD, or Los Angeles Unified School District, is our very largest. It tries to corral 520,000 L. A. County school age children with an $18.7 Billion Dollar budget. And leadership which never had an original thought.
And does it work? No! The LAUSD graduates only 44% of its students! Every year. And nobody in power cares, because their kids don't go there. Their kids are in private schools. The same ones they publicly denegrate. And the teachers' union demands more money to fix the problem they've created. It's nothing but a prep academy for future San Quentin residents.
Look around you. Half of our Country thinks is A-Okay for boys to compete against girls in high school and college sports. And clap politely when the boys win. And then force the girls to let them pee and a poop alongside them. And shower, also.
About half of our Country thinks it's a good idea to hire some 900,000 of our citizens as police officers and sheriffs' deputies, and then back legislation to refuse to pay them. "Defund the Police" became their mantra. Somebody try and convince me why that's a good idea.
Half of our Country thinks it's a fine idea to make the consumption of hard drugs legal, and to also sell and use them on our sidewalks. Sort of a grand experiment, resulting in increased crime levels and increased addiction.
Half of our Country believes we should make felonies like carjacking and burglary and home invasion, and even attempted murder, so insignificant that we offer them "no cash" bail. And turn them loose back on our streets before the cops can finish their booking sheets. Allowing them to rack up 35 or 40 arrests before sending them off to the Big House for some hard time. And then parole them before they've served all of their sentences.
Half of our Country thinks it's a great idea to go to the grass shop, buy some pot, then go home and lose themselves in a haze of smoke. And even take a few puffs before heading off to work the next morning. The parents of those legislators would have been mortified. Because only yesterday it was illegal to smoke grass. It could get you 5 to 10 in the Big House. It was considered a "gateway" drug. "Just say no," and all that.
There was this Black guy in Texas who got 20 to life a generation ago for having a baggie of weed under the front seat of his car. The sentence was overturned, but only after he served 14 years. It might give you an idea of how things were before states began realizing they could balance their books by making pot legal. Like California, which rakes in a 30% tax on grass sales. Didn't know that, did you? And the result? A generation of potheads. Legal potheads, just walzing through life, with frustrated cops wishing they could run them in.
Half of our Country thinks its acceptable to refuse to prosecute our criminals while also making our citizens' ownership and utilization of firearms illegal. Blaming guns for how people use them. Attempted murderers everywhere, but no, you can't protect yourself against them. Get caught with a firearm improperly carried or transported and it will be YOU who gets prosecuted!
Half of our Country thinks it's just fine to grant our mentally addled the right to declare themselves as the opposite sex. Just "identify" as a woman if you're a man, or the other way around, and voila! You're accepted! Even believing that men can get pregnant! After all, no skin off their backs, right?
Half our Country thinks it's a good idea to parole hardened felons with long sentences so they can close prisons and reduce outlays. Like our own BoyGuv ("Hairgod") Newsom who's already sent home 62,000 hardened felons from our biggest prisons. Like Mamdami is closing Rikers Island. Taking away more than 30% of all the jail cells in of New York City. Forcing the outer buroughs to use their own jails if they want prisoners sentenced. It will happen this year, and seemingly no one can stop it.
Half of our Country thinks if just fine to send their kids off to high-zoot Ivy League colleges and universities, pay $80,000 or $90,000 a year for the privelege, then stand by as they major in Medieval Lesbian Poetry and Black Studies and Marxist Theory. And then wonder why companies like General Motors and Pfizer and Wal-Mart won't hire them. Watching them take jobs where they must ask, "Would you like fries with that?," without the least bit of guile.
And yet these same folk look down their noses at those who take jobs as plumbers and mechanics and carpenters, which pay well beyond $100,000 a year to start,** believing they're somehow less than welcome in polite society. A generation ago these citizens would be considered the underclass. Now? They're the smart ones. The ones who start earning from Day One, without a yuuuge student loan to pay back. They're laughing all the way to the bank.
Mike Rowe has been banging this drum for two decades. People are now beginning to pay attention.
Half of our Country somehow thinks that they're owed a living. That they're owed freedom bought for them by soldiers and sailors and Marines who have fought and some died. That they can dictate to you and me how they should be treated, without making a single meaningful contribution to our society. They're pond scum, doncha' know. They just don't know it.
I'm just an observer. I just sit back and watch. And wonder. And then offer up my opinions. Knowing full well that opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one. Mine's just more opinionated than others. I consider myself "Super Average." I believe that 80% of the folks out there agree with me 80% of the time. I think and say what others are thinking, but are just too afraid to say it. I guess I'm just too dumb to be afraid.
Back in "my day," I know, I know, you were judged by how much you brought to the party. You weren't hired by a company unless you could provide more to their bottom line than the their cost to put you to work. To feed and clothe and house you, so to speak. Otherwise, you were worthless. Now? Seems like nearly everyone is worthless.
And worst of all, they don't even know it.
Like I've said over and over, my opinion's worth what you paid for it. Zip, nada, nothing. But it might be worth considering if you're in a position to somehow change the way we're operating. Because the way we're operating right now doesn't feed the bulldog....
* Plumbers in Chicago are being poached, as Mike Rowe has reported, like hedge fund managers. They're paying up to $272,000 a year (!).
** One of my favorite memories was a 400-level class where I got to train a white rat to stuff a marble into a beer can. Using a "Skinner Box." Look it up if you're unfamiliar. I named him Frank Lloyd Rat. Too bad, though, they gassed the poor little dude after my class was over. Too hard to untrain the little fellows, it turned out. Like some of our adults who've been trained poorly. Or not at all. Remember, life is a choice. Choose wisely, my friends...