Free Booze for Alcoholics?

What could possibly be more looney than offering to pay those who identify as Black, who identify as living in San Franpoopco, and who identify as having maybe "suffered" as a result, to receive $5,000,000?  And a free house?  And $99,000 a year forever?  Some of those "reparations" we keep hearing about?  You know what could beat even THAT for sheer, out-of-this-world lunacy?    

Our friends up there in San Franpoopco have now decided to give free vodka and beer to homeless alcoholics.

Another of those looney, Left-Wing groups up there just put forth another of those looney, Left-Wing policies their overtaxed taxpayers have to pay for.  

Truly!  They are not in the least offput by the folks up there in Oregon deciding to pull back on their free heroin and meth, and how it's ravaged their State.  SanFran is not dismayed.  They believe that it's cheaper to ply alkies with booze than it is to pay to dry them out when they go into delirium tremens.  And wind up at some local for-profit hospital.  That the City must then reimburse.  Because it decided to pass a law reclassifying their homeless as "pets."  Or something...

So the new idea is to give all the homeless alcoholics a free shot of vodka or a can of beer every day.  Available at their local bars.  Really.  That's what they're doing.  And no, this is not "The Onion."  This is not a joke.  They are serious.  

And I'm in shock.  Could this possibly be the very worst idea in history?

I didn't think they could get worse, but they have.  Just consider this: there are 139,435 homeless on the streets of Taxifornia.  And there are 39,432 homeless Veterans on those streets.  Has anyone created a "program" for them?  Does anyone care about them?  The people that fought for us in uniform?  Only the future Democrat voters fresh in from Venezuela.  Or Russia.  Or China. 

How about a free drink for our homeless Vets, you commies? 

Let's take inventory here:  You can shoot up your favorite drug, in public, while sitting on the sidewalk out front of the fanciest restaurant on Union Square.  And take a nice morning dump, and nobody gives a damn.  They even have a "Poop Patrol" to come an clean it up!  But what was always lacking at this "party" was FREE BOOZE!  You want an additional magnetic draw to bring America's bums to Sunny California?  

San Franpoopco just provided it, and BoyGuv Newsom just permitted it.

This Just In!  There is $12,000,000 for Reparations in Taxifornia's 2025 Fiscal Year Budget.  For payment to those Blacks who weren't enslaved, from those who didn't do any enslaving.  BoyGuv put it there.  That's the best idea since paying off your doctor's student loans!  Remember that on Election Day.   

I can't imagine what might come next.  But they can...