Monday, September 13, 2021

Darwin's Theory...

Are you familiar with Darwin's Theory of Evolution?

In short, it basically states that the fittest shall survive.  The meanest and nastiest and fiercest shall be left standing on the battlefield of evolution, while the nicer, softer and more reasonable competitors will be left in the dustbin of history. 

Every year a website publishes the Top Ten dumbest things people have done that year to try and invoke Darwin's Theory.  As in, get that sucker out of the gene pool!  They are hilarious, to be sure, and well worth your time to seek it out.  

One of my favorites was the guy who went ice fishing in Wisconsin.  The drove his brand-new pickup truck from the dealership straight to the lake and out to his ice blind.  Several hundred feed out.  He then pulled out his gear and prepared to fish.  

Except this guy's method of fishing was to take a stick of dynamite and use it to blow a hole in the ice.  So he and his dog head over to the pickup for safety, which was several yards away.  He lights the dynamite and throws it out on to the middle of the lake.   

His bird dog does what bird dogs do.  He runs out and grabs the dynamite and brings it right back to his master, who was sitting in his truck.  The guy jumps out of his truck and runs like Hell to get get to the shore, and to safety.  His dog leaves the dynamite under the guy's new truck and joins his master.  The explosion blew a gigantic hole in the ice...and plunges the brand-new pickup, with 98 miles on it, right straight to the bottom of the lake.

Now That's the Darwin Awards.

So I propose that we consider the 70-some million people who have yet to be vaccinated for the Wuhan Chinese Killer Coronravirus as candidates for the Darwin Awards.  If they're too stupid to walk into a drug store or a gym or a health clinic and obtain insurance against dying, in the form of a shot, let them die.  Now.  Today.

Clear out the gene pool.  Something tells me that most of those who would thus succomb to the virus would be a net improvement in our society.  Plus, there would be more room at the gym and supermarket and movie theater.  Once again, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.  

You can also lead an American to the Answer, but you can't make him accept it...   

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