Living in Taxifornia requires one to put up with all manner of weird and not so wonderful things. The highest taxes, the most dangerous streets, the strangest laws and the most privileged public servants. Whose San Franpoopco brethern and sistern and othern are now debating, BTW, whether to give all those po' Black folks $223,000 or $5 Million to expunge the guilt of slavery. A whole bunch of other peoples' money to a privileged under class. But I've got a suggestion which might help them decide...
Since they seem to be motivated by money alone, I wonder how much money it would take to get Prince Harry and Mzzzz. Megan to get the "f" out of Taxifornia?
They've already sold their souls to Netflix, assuming they have souls, that is. $100,000,000 is the number I've read. Dammm! That's called the "greater fool theory." Who was the greater fool in that deal, I wonder? Was it Netflix for paying them to tell tall tales about the Monarchy (their CEO who cut the deal has been fired), or these self-absorbed narcissistic weenies taking the cash and engendering the unending ire of that same Monarchy?
And everyone in Great Britain?
But then again, who cares? All I know is that these greedy bozos are polluting the already polluted once-Golden State. It has enough other stuff to cause it misery. Crime running rampant, taxes out the kazoo, "woke" policies overtaking sanity, citizens leaving in hoards, free abortions + airfare and lodging to anyone, from anywhere (hopefully only females), and anti-gun measures that don't work, all sponsored by our very own "Boy Guv" Newsom. San Fran Nan's nephew. J. Paul Getty's Godson. A guy who was born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple. A dithering, spoiled, self-absorbed, socialist fool.
But Harry's got him beat. Him and his psychopath wife. I'm thinking the only way we might shed this pair of losers is to start a "GoFundMe" page and solicit donations. And while that's cooking we might try and find out from the World's Greatest Gold Digger how much it might take. I'm sure we could come to some equitable $number. I'm guessing we're talking 7 figures for sure.
And Harry would most likely go along with whatever she wants. We had a name for guys like him back home in Missouri: "pus*y whipped."
All I ask is that they move. I don't care where. Anywhere else will do. I'm suggesting San Franpoopco. So many are leaving this once-lovely - but now a Hellhole-of-their-own making, we need to repopulate it. I'm willing to kick in a couple of bucks myself to grease the skids, how about you? Lemme know in the comments section...
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