Memo To White Cops:

                Memo To White Cops:

Please stop shooting Black people!

No, not just Black men, all Black people!

You may shoot White people, if shooting people is absolutely necessary, and Asians, of course (does anybody shoot Asians anymore?), but please just stop shooting Black people!!!

As always, there is no "bag limit" on White people.

Yes, I know there were only 27 unarmed Black men shot by all cops, Black and White, in all of 2019.*  Another reliable Federal stat reports that number at only 9 Black men.**  Or roughly the same number of Blacks killed by errant gunfire each and every weekend in Chicago.  

And yes, I know that the so-called "MainStreamMedia," also known as the media arm of the Democrat National Committee, reports the preceding statistic as if thousands and thousands and thousands of poor Black doctoral students were gunned down in a hail of bullets by a platoon of out-of-control cops.  Even though that's quite obviously and provably a giant bag of Left-wing horsesh*t.  

What?  You think they actually report the truth?  Silly you...

Wouldn't it be nice if our "journalist" class, the only class protected by name in the Constitution, our vaunted "Fourth Estate," were to actually investigate a story and then report the facts?  For a change?  You know, like they used to do?  Remember Bernward and Woodstein?  Walter Cronkite?  Roger Mudd?  Yeah, me too.  I guess that was soooooo yesterday...  

BTW, the above statistic is available to anyone desirous of spending even one minute researching the facts.  I did, you can too.  And hey, Mr./Mrs./Ms./Other Journalist, you can find it on your laptop without ever leaving the comfort of your little subsidized Lower West Side loft.  Happy to do your job for you.  This time.  Don't let it happen again...   

Anyway, we all know that "they" are just waiting for the next poor Black person to be shot by a White cop.  Anywhere.  For any reason.  So that "they" can riot.  And those deluded enough into thinking that simply electing a cranky old empty suit who squints a lot as President would calm the Natives, you were wrong.  Here's why.  They just luuuuuuv to riot!  When given the chance to break loose and break things, it's hard to get them to stop.  That's because they like to break things and set fire to stuff and hurt people!  And they don't much care who owns it.  Or who knows it!    So just remember that appeasement doesn't work.  

Appeasers are the ones who get shot last...  

So in order to stop any future riots or marches or protests or murders or pillaging or plundering, caused by the shooting of a Black person, any Black person, by a White cop, any White cop, anywhere, just let them all go!  Don't intercede!  Don't get involved in any way!  

Although you might wish to applaud, should their performance as a criminal warrant (they're getting so much practice lately, what with "no cash bail" and all, they'd absolutely have to get good at it...).  That's entirely up to you.  They're robbing the local liquor store?  Let them go.  Coming at you, gun at the ready?  Turn around and run.  Trying to knife each other?  To death?  Just stand back and watch.  

Remember, we now know from that po' Black, Harvard-educated talking-head "lady" from the Hood on MSPMS, the  same one who proudly admits to jogging while wearing TWO masks, and those Clinton News Network folks, of course, that young Black girls engage in knife fights every single day before lunch.  And your attempting to intercede and take away their right to fight each other with knives is racist!  I'm guessing calling an ambulance would be racist, too.  In fact, anything you do at anytime, anywhere, for any reason, at all, is RACIST!  

So you, Pilgrim, just stay out of the way.  It's their cultural norm.  None of your business.  If they kill each other, that's their birthright as poor Black people, we're told.  By rich White and Black people safely ensconced behind bullet-proof glass, sipping their nice, unassuming little chablis...  

Oh yeah, you might want to provide the public service of calling the coroner, should the knife fight render it necessary.

Here's the operative White cop rule:  

You cannot get fired or charged with murder if you don't shoot them in the first place.  

And God knows, with hundreds and hundreds of Blacks dying each year in Chicago, as an example, with nobody seeming to give a sh*t, why should you?  

*     Federal Bureau of Investigation, 2021.

**   Dept. of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, 2020