The Chinese Spy Balloon Went...EAST!

While we await a National Divorce, or perhaps the next civil war to unfold, I thought I'd opine on a subject apparently outside the ability of many Leftist bozos to understand.  Ready?

All of you who were paying attention noticed that the Chinese spy balloon that was first noticed above the Aleutian Islands, which is waaaay out west, almost to Russia, in fact, continued on its merry journey...east. 

For the directionally-challenged Leftists among us, that's from whence the sun comes up.  Got it so far?  Good.   

The spy balloon crossed Canada first, and then over our most sensitive military installations in Montana, and Idaho, and Wyoming.  Where all our nuclear ballistic missiles are stationed.  And then on to Nebraska, where our Air Force Command calls home.  And then on to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Missouri, where we keep our B-52's and B-1's and B-2's.  And then Tennessee, and Virginia.  Nice.

Until our feckless, corrupt, chocolate chip-loving, Left-wing, addle-minded, Deep Stage stooge of a President, who only lies when his lips are moving, decided to finally shoot it down over the Atlantic Ocean.  After it had gathered all the data it had paid the corrupt O'Biden family for, I'm guessing.

After all, records show his family has vacuumed up more than $3 Million Dollars of Chinese money.  So far.

That tells you all you need to know about so-called "climate change."  Or "global warming."  Or "climate chaos."  Or whatever their polls tell the "sky-is-falling" Democrats will work to finally sway public opinion.   

That means that our "climate," or what we educated folks call the "atmosphere," moves east to west.  And the Earth, that thing we're standing on, moves west to east.  Or, put simply, they revolve opposite to one another.    

That news should be kind of important to our undereducated Wokesters, don't you think?  

Sooooo, the "climate" over Shanghai today, will be over our Hollywood celebritards' mansions next Thursday.  Those same folks who are bending over backwards to try and "fix" our "climate," with your money.   

And I'm guessing the Chinese, who are opening two new coal-fired, electricity generation plants every month, while we argue about pronouns, are duly appreciative.  Since they're doing bupkus to help the "climate."  As in, nothing.  Zip.  Nada.  Nothing.    

Or the "atmosphere," as we educated folks once again like to call it.

Soooo, please continue all your efforts to clean up Chinese skies.  At our expense.  After all, we can afford it, right?  We've borrowed more than $9 Trillion Dollars over just the past two years...from the Chinese...to make it happen, right?  And they really, reeeeely appreciate it, I'm sure.

So even those of you who couldn't pour piss out of a boot will now know the truth; that "climate" thing is a ruze.  A boondoggle.  A scam.  They're blowing smoke up our collective as*es.  A way to try us cough up our hard-earned dough with a smile on our faces.    

Are you going to put up with that?