Democrats are anxious at every turn to tell us that Judge Brett Kavanaugh is simply undergoing a "job interview" for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court.
An "interview" which could conceivably result in him being criminally charged with aggravated assault, attempted rape, kidnapping and attempted murder should he be unsuccessful in his quest, and perhaps even if he is.
Is it just me, or has the allure of public service lost some of its luster lately?
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Wanna' Know the Real Reason?
There's a very simple reason why the Democrats don't want Brett Kavanaugh to be confirmed to the United States Supreme Court:
$530,000,000 a year!
What's that you say, Mr. Chuckmeister? Over Half a Billion a Year? Yes Siree Bob! Or Bobette, as the case may be.
They won't say it, but I will; the reeeeel reason Democrats don't want Kavanaugh to occupy for life a nice, comfy, overstuffed leather chair behind the dais at the Supreme Court of the United States to be the next, and definitive Conservative vote at the Supreme Court,* and are willing, as recent events have proven, to do anything at all to keep him off the High Court, is that they'd fear losing their annual Pity Payment from the U. S. Treasury to Planned Parenthood (PP) of more than $530 Million a Year.
What's that have to do with the Supreme Court, you might ask? Welllll, Pilgrim, PP gets that money from us, the U. S. Taxpayer. And then they turn right around and give more than $480,000,000 of it right back to the Democrat Party. In fact, more than 98% of total political donations made by PP and its employees and staff go to Democrats!**
(It's a long sentence, I know. But hey, it's my blog, and it's free. Don't like it, don't read it...)
And once again why, Mr. Chuckmeister, does any of this matter? Well, my friends, the Dems are afraid that a lawsuit somewhere down the line might make its way up to the SCOTUS, and Roe v. Wade, the case that made abortion legal way back in 1973 could be overturned,* and with it PP's, and ultimately the Democrats,' $530 Million Bucks a Year.***
You can buy a lot of elections with Half A Billion Dollars. And with election victories, comes POWER! Power which they're currently Fresh. Out. Of. And that, my friends, is called the bottom line...
Is this all news to you? Then you're watching the wrong TV channels...
* (Current 5 - 4 Conservative to Liberal, would become a reliable 6 - 3 Conservative majority for the very first time in more than 70 years)
** (Source: IRS Tax Filings)
*** (Reimbursement for lab tests, birth control pills and more than 97% from abortion-related services)
$530,000,000 a year!
What's that you say, Mr. Chuckmeister? Over Half a Billion a Year? Yes Siree Bob! Or Bobette, as the case may be.
They won't say it, but I will; the reeeeel reason Democrats don't want Kavanaugh to occupy for life a nice, comfy, overstuffed leather chair behind the dais at the Supreme Court of the United States to be the next, and definitive Conservative vote at the Supreme Court,* and are willing, as recent events have proven, to do anything at all to keep him off the High Court, is that they'd fear losing their annual Pity Payment from the U. S. Treasury to Planned Parenthood (PP) of more than $530 Million a Year.
What's that have to do with the Supreme Court, you might ask? Welllll, Pilgrim, PP gets that money from us, the U. S. Taxpayer. And then they turn right around and give more than $480,000,000 of it right back to the Democrat Party. In fact, more than 98% of total political donations made by PP and its employees and staff go to Democrats!**
(It's a long sentence, I know. But hey, it's my blog, and it's free. Don't like it, don't read it...)
And once again why, Mr. Chuckmeister, does any of this matter? Well, my friends, the Dems are afraid that a lawsuit somewhere down the line might make its way up to the SCOTUS, and Roe v. Wade, the case that made abortion legal way back in 1973 could be overturned,* and with it PP's, and ultimately the Democrats,' $530 Million Bucks a Year.***
You can buy a lot of elections with Half A Billion Dollars. And with election victories, comes POWER! Power which they're currently Fresh. Out. Of. And that, my friends, is called the bottom line...
Is this all news to you? Then you're watching the wrong TV channels...
* (Current 5 - 4 Conservative to Liberal, would become a reliable 6 - 3 Conservative majority for the very first time in more than 70 years)
** (Source: IRS Tax Filings)
*** (Reimbursement for lab tests, birth control pills and more than 97% from abortion-related services)
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
The "ELEPHANT" in the room...
Okay, if nobody else will say it, I will:
The reeeeeeeeeeel reason the Democrats don't want to give one Judge Brett Kavanaugh a cushy, overstuffed, lifetime leather chair behind the dais at the Supreme Court of the United States, is because they don't want to lose $480,000,000 a year!
What's that you say, Mr. Chuckmeister? $480 Million a year? What's that all about, please tell, sir?
Well, children, we, the Taxpayers of the United States, give that 501(c)(3) public charity, non-profit corporation, Planned Parenthood (PP), an average of $530,000,000 a year in grants, awards and Medicaid reimbursements.* Year after year after year. And Democrats are afraid Kavanaugh might mess up that little arrangement if he's seated.
And those self-safe PP'ers turn right around and give $480,000,000 of it right back to the Democrat Party and to various and sundry individual left-wing politicians. Year after year after year.**
Why? They've got to keep that money flowing if they expect to continue influencing elections, right? And if you doubt me, it was reported in a September 24th Press Release (not feeling it necessary to keep their election meddling quiet, are they?) that they had just earmarked another $4,000,000 in an effort to "...help turn the House back to Blue."
Think of it: We give PP a wagon load of cash. They in turn give it to Democrats, who use it to topple Republicans. Fair? You be the judge. But as for me, I say, "Live and let live!" If this is their little hobby, so be it. Why should I get in the way?
However, I think it's high time Conservatives had a little hobby, too, don't you? Maybe we could just get the Treasury Department to give, say, the National Rifle Association, heretofore funded ENTIRELY by its members' annual membership fees, oh, I don't know, say $200 Million a Year.
And maybe we could send along $100 Million to help those seeking to find shale oil tar sands deposits so we can make lots and lots of petroleum-based products to further insulate us from foreign influences over our energy requirements.
And say, maybe $200 Million More to fund various and sundry public education programs to teach young people how to determine their gender, which has seemingly become a problem of late, and which bathroom to use, and why paying a tax to try and get the climate to improve a bit is kind of like giving a tornado the finger in the hopes that it will stop, and why socialism isn't the ideal form of Gummint, and why tearing down statues will not erase the past, etc., etc., etc.
So that's roughly $500 Million Dollars. A year. About the same, but a little bit less than PP extracts from us. But that's fair. They need all the help they can get. And then these fine organizations and causes could all then turn around and donate 90% of it back to the Republican National Committee. Fair is fair, doncha' know...
That should make us even, the Democrats and the Republicans; we all tap the rich, who pay almost all the taxes, to pay a little more so that Progressive excesses can be counteracted before they destroy our Great Country once and for all. As I see it, there's not too much time to spare...
Agree?
(Source: U. S. Treasury Department)
(Source: PP Annual Statement and IRS Filings)
Saturday, September 22, 2018
(More) Stuff I've Learned...
I've learned quite a lot in three score-plus-ten-plus...oh well, some more.
And among that "lot" are the thoughtful prounouncements I'll put forth below. Read carefully, children. They may contain the Wisdom of the Age.
Or then again, they may not...
- Opinions are like as*holes. Everybody's got one.
- The older you get the more you know. And the less you're able to do about it.
- The way couples stay together for 35 or 40 or 50 years is first you lose your hearing, and then your eyesight.
- The more you give someone the less they appreciate it. The harder they work for something the more they appreciate it.
- There are two kinds of people: Those who divide people into two kinds, and those who don't...
- The worst thing about growing old, is...growing old. The best part about growing old is...growing old.
- There's really no other reason to live except to to be of service to others.
- Near as I can tell, the major accomplishment of the last Administration was enabling people to pee pretty much anywhere they want to...
- I'd rather live my life in the belief that God exists, and then be disappointed to find out otherwise, then to live believing in nothing, and then to find out He does...
- Don't worry, whatever current medical thought tells you will kill you today, 20 years from now will be proclaimed the Medical Miracle of the Age!
- You can elect a brilliant, pious, well-educated, military veteran to run our country like Jimmy Carter, and wind up with a feckless bozo who nearly bankrupts the country. Or you can elect a crass, craven, womanizing, braggadocios orange blustery businessman to run the country, and unleash the Very Greatest Economic Boom in the History of America...
- There are two words you can use to open any door; Push, and Pull...
- The true economic genius is Barack Obama. He was able to hold the economy back, keeping it bumping along at a paltry 1 - 2% growth rate for eight years, only to unleash it at the exact moment a businessman replaced him in office...
- Owing to their remarkable ability to attract and ensnare extremely tall basketball players, I've learned that the average height of the Kardashian's is now 6', 9."
- The best way not to make mistakes is to observe the ones others make. And then don't make them...
- The recent attempted confirmation hearing of a new Justice at SCOTUS tells me something incontrovertible: Whether a sexual assault occurred or not is in the eye of the beerholder...
- If you're a guy and you're on the lookout for a lady friend, don't go to bars. Go to Target, or Albertsons, or to Bed, Bath and Beyond, perhaps, and then look at the shelves quizzically, "shopping list" in your hand. They'll fall all over themselves trying to help, and they're already out shopping for crap they don't need. They might as well take you home too...
- I'd rather have a gun and not need it, then to need it and not have it.
- Never, ever handle a piece of paper more than once. If it's trash, throw it away. If it's a bill, pay it. Don't file it to handle later. Later may never come...
- Deciding not to decide...is a decision.
- I've learned the best way to save money on our space program is NOT to hire the Russians to airmail our astronauts to and from the ISS on their rockets at $61,000,000 a trip! Maybe NASA should buy a rocket or two of their own, ya' think?
- I've found out that pain is relative. I just hope it stays with a relative.
- I've learned that if our elected leaders really believed "Gun Free Zone" signs would keep crazed, would-be shooters out of schools, they'd erect road signs at the State Line saying, "Illegal Aliens: Do Not Enter." Oh, I'm sorry! How rude of me. "Undocumented Workers..."
- I've learned that the chance of a buttered slice of bread falling on a carpet buttered side down, is directly proportional to the value of the carpet...inversely.
- Lastly, and definitely bestly, there's never time to do it right, but there's ALWAYS time to do it over...
Remember, my friends, and you are my friends, the information put forth above is worth exactly what you paid for it. Ummmm, well, maybe a bit more than that...
And among that "lot" are the thoughtful prounouncements I'll put forth below. Read carefully, children. They may contain the Wisdom of the Age.
Or then again, they may not...
- Opinions are like as*holes. Everybody's got one.
- The older you get the more you know. And the less you're able to do about it.
- The way couples stay together for 35 or 40 or 50 years is first you lose your hearing, and then your eyesight.
- The more you give someone the less they appreciate it. The harder they work for something the more they appreciate it.
- There are two kinds of people: Those who divide people into two kinds, and those who don't...
- The worst thing about growing old, is...growing old. The best part about growing old is...growing old.
- There's really no other reason to live except to to be of service to others.
- Near as I can tell, the major accomplishment of the last Administration was enabling people to pee pretty much anywhere they want to...
- I'd rather live my life in the belief that God exists, and then be disappointed to find out otherwise, then to live believing in nothing, and then to find out He does...
- Don't worry, whatever current medical thought tells you will kill you today, 20 years from now will be proclaimed the Medical Miracle of the Age!
- You can elect a brilliant, pious, well-educated, military veteran to run our country like Jimmy Carter, and wind up with a feckless bozo who nearly bankrupts the country. Or you can elect a crass, craven, womanizing, braggadocios orange blustery businessman to run the country, and unleash the Very Greatest Economic Boom in the History of America...
- There are two words you can use to open any door; Push, and Pull...
- The true economic genius is Barack Obama. He was able to hold the economy back, keeping it bumping along at a paltry 1 - 2% growth rate for eight years, only to unleash it at the exact moment a businessman replaced him in office...
- Owing to their remarkable ability to attract and ensnare extremely tall basketball players, I've learned that the average height of the Kardashian's is now 6', 9."
- The best way not to make mistakes is to observe the ones others make. And then don't make them...
- The recent attempted confirmation hearing of a new Justice at SCOTUS tells me something incontrovertible: Whether a sexual assault occurred or not is in the eye of the beerholder...
- If you're a guy and you're on the lookout for a lady friend, don't go to bars. Go to Target, or Albertsons, or to Bed, Bath and Beyond, perhaps, and then look at the shelves quizzically, "shopping list" in your hand. They'll fall all over themselves trying to help, and they're already out shopping for crap they don't need. They might as well take you home too...
- I'd rather have a gun and not need it, then to need it and not have it.
- Never, ever handle a piece of paper more than once. If it's trash, throw it away. If it's a bill, pay it. Don't file it to handle later. Later may never come...
- Deciding not to decide...is a decision.
- I've learned the best way to save money on our space program is NOT to hire the Russians to airmail our astronauts to and from the ISS on their rockets at $61,000,000 a trip! Maybe NASA should buy a rocket or two of their own, ya' think?
- I've found out that pain is relative. I just hope it stays with a relative.
- I've learned that if our elected leaders really believed "Gun Free Zone" signs would keep crazed, would-be shooters out of schools, they'd erect road signs at the State Line saying, "Illegal Aliens: Do Not Enter." Oh, I'm sorry! How rude of me. "Undocumented Workers..."
- I've learned that the chance of a buttered slice of bread falling on a carpet buttered side down, is directly proportional to the value of the carpet...inversely.
- Lastly, and definitely bestly, there's never time to do it right, but there's ALWAYS time to do it over...
Remember, my friends, and you are my friends, the information put forth above is worth exactly what you paid for it. Ummmm, well, maybe a bit more than that...
Friday, September 21, 2018
Let's All Display Our Allegiances!
The time has come for us to formally display our political allegiances for all the world to see!
Yes, my friends, no more skulking around, hiding your true feelings and dispositions and predilections and preferences and probabilities under a bushel; no Sir-Ree-Bob! Yell it from the rooftops! Proclaim it to all who might hear! You're a proud (Democrat, Republican, Independent, Socialist, Communist, Vegan, KKK Grand Imperial Wizard, Devil Worshipper, Global Warming Believer, Whatever) and you don't give a Good Goddam who knows it!
What brings me, The Chuckmeister, your loyal scribe without portfolio, your dedicated, highly unpaid "Map Through the Media Minefield," to report that the major league rift dividing our Great Nation is growing ever wider. The Democrats and Republicans are fighting like "something" and "something" (don't want to denigrate one or the other, depending upon your personal pet preferences). And it should be made to stop. And I think I know how...
Prompted by the courageous action taken by that stellar ex-football star and kneeling coach, Colon Kaepernick, who chose to show his allegiance for all the world to see by kneeling at an NFL game while our National Anthem played, while additionally displaying socks that read: "Kill the Pigs!" Oh yeah, the socks displayed a picture of a pig dressed as a cop. This was the weekend after five policemen were assassinated in Dallas. The very next weekend. Nice...
So, at one swell foop, Mr. almost-to-be-benched-for-life-because-he-could-no-longer-scamper-or-throw-a-football-very-well Mr. Koopersnick gave the finger both to our Flag and to our police. I think one could reasonably assume that Mr. Klapperdick is a Democrat. Or maybe even a full-blown socialist. Or worse. He's also a dumbass. He should just say so and stop beating around that pile of human feces and used hypodermic needles there on "The Streets (and sidewalks) of San Francisco."
We should all follow Mr. Kooperdoop's lead and wear clothing showing our true colors (pun intended). Dems should wear Che Gueverra T-shirts (Cologne did that too!), picket with professionally-made signs denigrating cops and the Flag provided by their local union bosses, yell and scream at diners or theater-goers who in their opinion chose the wrong political party with which to affiliate (doing that really well already!), and generally make a complete ass out of themselves anywhere and everywhere.
Oh yeah, and they should all wear Nikes. Yeah, Nikes. Those sneakers made by sweatshop slaves for a quarter a day in Bangladesh. Mr. Phil Night's Nike Co. came down on the side of anti-Americanism when he signed Mr. Kooperscooper to a long-term, multi-million$ deal. And proclaimed Mr. Klapperstink a hero for having given up so much.
I believe the words were, "Believe in Something...Even if it Costs You Everything."
And by "everything," did that include the $49,000,000 that Klippersmacker had already received?
I wonder if Arizona Cardinals' Pat Tillman's family wear Nikes?
Republicans, Conservatives, Independents, normal, ordinary, intelligent Americans, please throw away your Nikes or burn or donate them to the first homeless person you see. Now. Or, alternatively, you could give them to the local Democrat Party office so their underpaid staffers can wear stylish political shoes just like their smarmy leaders.
Republicans should all wear New Balance, or Keds, or maybe Converse All Stars, if for no other reason than the management of these companies were smart enough to avoid pissing off half of us by affiliating with a socialist prick. Or, even if they did, we didn't hear about it. Makes me think good ol' Nike may have needed a boost to its flagging stock value, and thus decided to declare war on half the country. I mean, if the other half wears Nikes, it wins, right? That's a whole lot of Lefty feet! Kind of like the Hollywood model; proclaim your socialist sympathies loudly, turn off "flyover country," and still make scads of dough because there's enough dummies on either Coast turning the turnstiles to keep them in Cristal and caviar.
And all this has been in furtherance of the impending "Balkanization" of America, brought to you by the New Progressive Movement that's subsumed the Democrat Party, and is threatening to destroy America from the inside out. Exactly as Alinsky taught, and desired. I have another form of "movement" in mind for them, but let's just leave it at this...
Yes, my friends, no more skulking around, hiding your true feelings and dispositions and predilections and preferences and probabilities under a bushel; no Sir-Ree-Bob! Yell it from the rooftops! Proclaim it to all who might hear! You're a proud (Democrat, Republican, Independent, Socialist, Communist, Vegan, KKK Grand Imperial Wizard, Devil Worshipper, Global Warming Believer, Whatever) and you don't give a Good Goddam who knows it!
What brings me, The Chuckmeister, your loyal scribe without portfolio, your dedicated, highly unpaid "Map Through the Media Minefield," to report that the major league rift dividing our Great Nation is growing ever wider. The Democrats and Republicans are fighting like "something" and "something" (don't want to denigrate one or the other, depending upon your personal pet preferences). And it should be made to stop. And I think I know how...
Prompted by the courageous action taken by that stellar ex-football star and kneeling coach, Colon Kaepernick, who chose to show his allegiance for all the world to see by kneeling at an NFL game while our National Anthem played, while additionally displaying socks that read: "Kill the Pigs!" Oh yeah, the socks displayed a picture of a pig dressed as a cop. This was the weekend after five policemen were assassinated in Dallas. The very next weekend. Nice...
So, at one swell foop, Mr. almost-to-be-benched-for-life-because-he-could-no-longer-scamper-or-throw-a-football-very-well Mr. Koopersnick gave the finger both to our Flag and to our police. I think one could reasonably assume that Mr. Klapperdick is a Democrat. Or maybe even a full-blown socialist. Or worse. He's also a dumbass. He should just say so and stop beating around that pile of human feces and used hypodermic needles there on "The Streets (and sidewalks) of San Francisco."
We should all follow Mr. Kooperdoop's lead and wear clothing showing our true colors (pun intended). Dems should wear Che Gueverra T-shirts (Cologne did that too!), picket with professionally-made signs denigrating cops and the Flag provided by their local union bosses, yell and scream at diners or theater-goers who in their opinion chose the wrong political party with which to affiliate (doing that really well already!), and generally make a complete ass out of themselves anywhere and everywhere.
Oh yeah, and they should all wear Nikes. Yeah, Nikes. Those sneakers made by sweatshop slaves for a quarter a day in Bangladesh. Mr. Phil Night's Nike Co. came down on the side of anti-Americanism when he signed Mr. Kooperscooper to a long-term, multi-million$ deal. And proclaimed Mr. Klapperstink a hero for having given up so much.
I believe the words were, "Believe in Something...Even if it Costs You Everything."
And by "everything," did that include the $49,000,000 that Klippersmacker had already received?
I wonder if Arizona Cardinals' Pat Tillman's family wear Nikes?
Republicans, Conservatives, Independents, normal, ordinary, intelligent Americans, please throw away your Nikes or burn or donate them to the first homeless person you see. Now. Or, alternatively, you could give them to the local Democrat Party office so their underpaid staffers can wear stylish political shoes just like their smarmy leaders.
Republicans should all wear New Balance, or Keds, or maybe Converse All Stars, if for no other reason than the management of these companies were smart enough to avoid pissing off half of us by affiliating with a socialist prick. Or, even if they did, we didn't hear about it. Makes me think good ol' Nike may have needed a boost to its flagging stock value, and thus decided to declare war on half the country. I mean, if the other half wears Nikes, it wins, right? That's a whole lot of Lefty feet! Kind of like the Hollywood model; proclaim your socialist sympathies loudly, turn off "flyover country," and still make scads of dough because there's enough dummies on either Coast turning the turnstiles to keep them in Cristal and caviar.
And all this has been in furtherance of the impending "Balkanization" of America, brought to you by the New Progressive Movement that's subsumed the Democrat Party, and is threatening to destroy America from the inside out. Exactly as Alinsky taught, and desired. I have another form of "movement" in mind for them, but let's just leave it at this...
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
- - Public Announcement - -
I'd just like to let everyone know right now that I tried to nail a little girl on a bail of hay in the back of a feed store quite a number of years ago, and I've kept it to myself for far too long.
I was six, she was five.
We lived in the little town of Bosworth, Missouri, population 325.
"It" didn't work, and so I was unable to consummate the arrangement. In fact, I remember not even knowing what the "arrangement" was.
As such, I hereby finally confess to all that this is the reason I've never run for public office. Oh, I've been asked. Lordie, I've been asked. Jimbo, tell 'em, I've been asked. But I never said yes. And now you know why.
I knew the truth would come out. I mean, if they're going back 36 years to high school for Brett Kavanaugh, what's next? Middle school? Grade school? The feed store? I mean, is this "Justice delayed = Justice denied?
So, being proactive, I've finally fessed up. I apologize to family and friends. I'll try to do better in the future. I may even go to rehab. Look at Robert Downey, Jr! Worked for him, didn't it?
I was six, she was five.
We lived in the little town of Bosworth, Missouri, population 325.
"It" didn't work, and so I was unable to consummate the arrangement. In fact, I remember not even knowing what the "arrangement" was.
As such, I hereby finally confess to all that this is the reason I've never run for public office. Oh, I've been asked. Lordie, I've been asked. Jimbo, tell 'em, I've been asked. But I never said yes. And now you know why.
I knew the truth would come out. I mean, if they're going back 36 years to high school for Brett Kavanaugh, what's next? Middle school? Grade school? The feed store? I mean, is this "Justice delayed = Justice denied?
So, being proactive, I've finally fessed up. I apologize to family and friends. I'll try to do better in the future. I may even go to rehab. Look at Robert Downey, Jr! Worked for him, didn't it?
Monday, September 17, 2018
Fixing Puerto Rico...
I, your bosom bud, your "Map Through the Media Minefield,: The Chuckmeister, will henceforth proceed to solve the "Puerto Rico Problem:"
- Hurricane Irma/Ralph/Tony/Whatever, a couple of Big Ass Storms hits this quaint old colonial province a year or so ago. It/they pretty much wiped out the Island. That was not hard to do...
- Trump flies there, tosses out paper towels, The Media brands him a heartless loser.
- Melania joins him and the Media hates here shoes.
- 16 - 18 folks died in that/those storms. Or so the Media told us at the time.
- Time passes. Tick, tock. San Juan's Mayor says Trump is a heartless, racist loser over the Fed response. P.R.'s Governor says he did a great job. Somebody's wrong. Or maybe there's some politics involved.
- Now, a year later, a study by a think tank decided that 3,000 people died in this disaster. No bodies, no death certs, no proof, no nothing. Just an "educated" guess from those paid to guess the "right" way. Trump thinks that number is a direct swipe at him. He swipes back. The Media pillories him for doing so.
- Melania's shoes still disappoint the Media, PETA and Save the Whales Foundation. That's hard to do with just one pair of pumps. But, then again, she's not Michele.
- Conclusion: Trump can't win. If I were he, I would keep the salary...
- Suggestion: Since 40% of all Puerto Ricans, all citizens of the U. S. of A. anyway, are already living in New York, I suggest that the remaining 60% get on a boat and follow them. And then these millions of new New Yorkers will delight Democrat Guv Mario Cuomo, who just loves illegals, so must reeeely love legals, as they each represent a solid Democrat vote. NYC Mayor "Big Bird" Bill de Blasio, is an ardent, proud, declared communist. He's proclaimed NYC a "sanctuary city" for illegals, so he shouldn't mind feeding another few million legals.
Of course, this failing City's 27 remaining taxpayers, just might...
- Hurricane Irma/Ralph/Tony/Whatever, a couple of Big Ass Storms hits this quaint old colonial province a year or so ago. It/they pretty much wiped out the Island. That was not hard to do...
- Trump flies there, tosses out paper towels, The Media brands him a heartless loser.
- Melania joins him and the Media hates here shoes.
- 16 - 18 folks died in that/those storms. Or so the Media told us at the time.
- Time passes. Tick, tock. San Juan's Mayor says Trump is a heartless, racist loser over the Fed response. P.R.'s Governor says he did a great job. Somebody's wrong. Or maybe there's some politics involved.
- Now, a year later, a study by a think tank decided that 3,000 people died in this disaster. No bodies, no death certs, no proof, no nothing. Just an "educated" guess from those paid to guess the "right" way. Trump thinks that number is a direct swipe at him. He swipes back. The Media pillories him for doing so.
- Melania's shoes still disappoint the Media, PETA and Save the Whales Foundation. That's hard to do with just one pair of pumps. But, then again, she's not Michele.
- Conclusion: Trump can't win. If I were he, I would keep the salary...
- Suggestion: Since 40% of all Puerto Ricans, all citizens of the U. S. of A. anyway, are already living in New York, I suggest that the remaining 60% get on a boat and follow them. And then these millions of new New Yorkers will delight Democrat Guv Mario Cuomo, who just loves illegals, so must reeeely love legals, as they each represent a solid Democrat vote. NYC Mayor "Big Bird" Bill de Blasio, is an ardent, proud, declared communist. He's proclaimed NYC a "sanctuary city" for illegals, so he shouldn't mind feeding another few million legals.
Of course, this failing City's 27 remaining taxpayers, just might...
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