Tuesday, November 8, 2022

"Please Stay Home on Election Day..."

If you're one of those who've been led to believe by climate scientists, like Rep. Sandy Cortez of New Yawk, the only bartender who's never brought anything to the table, that our world will cease to exist in 8, 10, or 12 years, depending upon her mood at the time she spews her warnings, just please stay home on Election Day.

And if you believe that "abortion rights" are more important that the artificially high cost of energy, or our out-of-control crime rate, or the "silent tax" of inflation, that's infuriating us all, just please stay home on Election Day.

If you think the way to insure our Great Country stays strong is to abandon Afghanistan, for no special reason, against the advice of all of his generals, after we fought and died for 20 years to help make it free, then you don't deserve to vote.

If you believe that the answer to that raging inflation is to eat Chef Boy-ar-Dee, like hopefully outgoing Rep. from Ohio Tim Ryan has suggested, please do us all a favor and...stay home on Election Day.

If you think that O'Biden's call to stop all drilling and close all the coal mines and force us to rely on wind and solar for our future are a good thing for America, and should be accomplished post-haste, just please stay home on Election Day.

If you think that "importing" more than 5 million illegal aliens, from 165 countries, so far, while simply ignoring that it's a problem or that it even exists ("Our border is secure!"), then do us all a favor and stay home on Election Day.

If you watch late night "comedy" programs on broadcast TV, regularly, not just occasionally, and SNL as your go-to fare, God help us, stay home on Election Day!

If you're of the belief that whatever Elon Musk has, and all the other rich folks have, should be "redistributed" to those with "less," do to "no fault of their own," please stay home on Election Day.

If you think that the amount of melanin in one's skin is important to how one should vote, go hide in the basement; don't even think about voting on Election Day!

If you think that the mere act of voting for Republicans could cause "The end of the world," as SC Rep. Jim Clyburn, the #3 Representative in Congress has suggested, repeatedly, then do everyone a favor and stay home on Election Day.  And maybe a few days thereafter...

And lastly, if you think that the illegal alien gay BLM and abortion-rights advocate, who lived in a trailer in Berkeley and tried to use an "assault hammer" on Paul Pelosi, in his underwear, was spurred into action by 2020 Right-wing election-denialism, somehow, then please, PLEASE stay home on Election Day!

For everyone else, please do me and yourself and everyone else in our Great Country a favor, and...

             ...Get Out There And Vote!

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