I have the solution to one of America's most recent "problems."
Our panties are in a bunch because President #45 has been indicted 37 times by President #46, his past and possibly-future opponent for the 2024 General Election.
Relax, fellow Patriots, this is a non-problem. Because I, The Chuckmeister, have the EUREKA Moment! I have the answer to this entire problem! Here we go:
- Trump immediately drops his campaign for POTUS as a REPUBLICAN, and immediately files for POTUS as a DEMOCRAT!
He then demands a debate, which puts him and O'Biden and Marianne and RFK on the same stage at the same time. That ought to be worth the price of admission. We're talking Super Bowl-type viewership here. Who do you think would win? And then who would the Democrats vote for?
The 30% of them who still love Joe (ya' kiddin' me?) would still vote for Joe. A third would probably stay home in a fit of pique (doncha' love that word?). The remainder? I gotta' tell ya' I think the Dems are so looney that about a third would vote for Trump between puffs.
HE COULD THEN IMMEDIATELY PARDON HIMSELF, AND GO ON ABOUT THE PEOPLES' BUSINESS.
Ya' feel me?
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