Saturday, June 24, 2023

Big Bizz Opportunity!

The way I see, it won't be long before Central America is empty.

As in, nobody home.  Lights out.  Everybody's up and gone.  Buh bye!

To where?  To America! (with Rita Moreno singing the refrain from "West Side Story" in the background: "I'd like to be in America, everything's great in America!").  Yes, fellow Pilgrims, we're "welcoming" several thousand of them every single day.  Those folks from Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras and Nicaraugua, to be specific.  

The so-called "Triangle Countries."  The ones separating North America from South America.  Down there near the Panama Canal.  

Of course, we've welcomed new almost-Democrats from 156 countries so far.  Including China, Russia and Cuba.  And Burkino Faso and Turkmenistan.  But far and away, our new "guests" are pouring in from the "Triangle Countries."

And it won't be long before they'll be no one left there, either, 'cause they'll all be here.  Talking to each other on their "free" cell phones, taking tours of Central Park before they go back home to Time's Square's ROW Hotel for a nice hot meal.  A nice hot "culturally appropriate" meal, I might add.  And maybe a massage.  All paid for by you and me.  Rent-free in a $256.00 a night room.  In a hotel completely full of illegal immigrants.  

What could possibly go wrong with this plan? 

Now let's talk facts:  There are some 43.15 million people living in those four countries.  Or, at least there were.  According to the Secretary of State of Guatemala, as an example, one-third of his country is already in the United States ("Everthing's great in America!").  And one could presume, therefore, that now the floodgate's wiiiiiiddde open, courtesy of our uber-liberal Mumbler-in-Chief, the rest will be here soon.  

And pull up a seat at our Table, and begin to eat.  And eat.  And eat... 

And so will the residents of the other countries.  So by the time O'Biden is dragged kicking and screaming from the Oval Office, we could expect another 43 million residents.  At least.  To add to that forever "11 million" we were always told about.  For decades.  

Our Gubmint wouldn't lie to us, would it?

Like they didn't about UFO's?

Now, we could easily pack all 43 million in Texas, which is the size of Europe (they're each 600 miles across.)  And maybe that's Old Rickety's goal.  To pack our once-Great County full of illegal aliens, and then "declare" them citizens by fiat someday in the very near future.  "POOF!"  So they could vote.  Democrat.  Forever.  And ever.  And thus tip the balance of power in our Country forever.  

And ever...

So here's what I'm thinking.  Between these four countries, there's more than 1,506 miles of pristine shoreline.  On both the Atlantic and the Pacific Oceans of these four countries.  Which have not been developed because these countries are sh*tholes.  Run by communist and socialist dictators.  Who steal from their citizens and make life miserable.  And that's why they're fleeing.  To our back yard...

So I say let's put together an investor group and go there and start building hotels on those beautiful beaches!  1,500 miles!  Do you know how many Hilton's that is?  And you know what would happen then?  All those "refugees" who are fleeing for a better life would turn around and head back south!  To one of our lovely hotels.  To work for a living wage.  In countries where they'd really rather live!  Paid by a conservative who values his/her/its employees.  

Whaddaya' think, fellow Patriot?  Can I count you in?  Just dm me and we'll wait for the Triangle Countries to be empty so we can mount our assault.  On the beaches of... 

            ...New America!!!!!!   

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