Setting the Record Straight...

Did you know that the Bakken Oil Field contains a proven 4.3 Billion Barrels of oil according to the United States Geological Survey?  

Enough, according to the USGS, to power America's energy needs for at least the next 200 Years?  No need to rely on windmills, or whether the sun decides to shine, just pull it out of the ground and enjoy as citizens the fruits of our Great Country?

And that the Bakken Oil Field is located in Saskatchewan, North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana?  In other words, mostly in America?  Which we own? 

And that Prez Joe Biden shut down the Keystone-XL Pipeline with the very first of his blizzard of Executive Orders?  On the morning of his first day in office?  Before he ate lunch even?

And that this action resulted in the immediate loss of employment for more than 100,000 union laborers making at least $100,000 a year each?  

And that this action pissed off Canada, our 2nd largest trading partner, with whom we were to share both the costs and the proceeds of the Bakken exploration? 

And that it also killed our economy, sent it on a nosedive, which had been set to take off like a rocket following the pandemic's end, without any of the more than $6 Trillion Dollars of unnecessary stimulus spending Biden spewed on our economy as if from a firehose?  Starting the inflationary spiral in which we now find ourselves?  

And that it not only didn't result in killing the drilling, it just meant that what would have been our oil from the Bakken is now being shipped, by truck, straight to the port in Vancouver, for transshipment to China?  Disabusing any notion that stopping drilling here, versus there, has any effect on our climate?

And then Biden green-lighted Dictator Putin's access to the Nord Stream 2 Pipeline, without anything in return (him perhaps?), by way of which Putin was to supply oil and gas to Germany, and thus to other western European countries?  

It also meant Biden then chose to buy oil from Russia, instead of drilling our own?  Thus directly paying for Russia's invasion of Ukraine?

And that the day before Biden's EO we were shipping LNG, Liquified Natural Gas, by container ship to Germany?  Making them dependent upon us, not Russia? 

And that the day after he issued that killer EO, Germany and other European countries became dependent upon Russia for their energy, instead of us?

And that Mr. Biden and his Upper East Side cronies, for whom his laws have no effect, seem to believe that oil drilled in another country, like Venezuela, for example, which he has begged to drill and take him out of this problem, contributes to THEIR global warming, NOT OURS?  So if they drill, no problem?  But if we drill, ummm, whu...?

So Mr. Biden, here's the deal:  The Earth rotates on its axis East to West.  And the atmosphere, that stuff, umm, "up there," rotates in the opposite direction.  Thus, the "climate" in China, where they're mining for coal and digging for rare metals furiously, pumping scads of crap into the air, will be here in a week.  Shanghai today, California next Wednesday.  Got it?

Oh yeah, while we're headed out the digital door, we also have the Permian Basin Oil Shale Deposits, which are proven by the USGS to be at least 2.3 Billion Barrels.  On top of the Bakken Boom.  And it's locate in Texas, Oklahoma and New Mexico.  All ours.  We could drill it, and pump it, and pipeline it, and refine it, and ship it to retailers for no more than $15.00 a barrel?  Or some 85% less than is currently being paid?

Which would also mean you'd be back to $2.50 a gallon gas, if your neighbors would simply learn how to vote?  Not you, you're a Patriot.  Your neighbors.  

I'm relying on you to help win them over before the next election.  Simply tell them that the World is not ending in 12 years, or 10 or 8 years, depending upon Alexandria Occasional-Cortex's momentary brain fart.  That this Earth is warming, yes, perhaps an additional degree, ONE DEGREE, over the next 100 years.  Which is great, as this would mean millions more would be able to grow more food in a more temperate climate, and thus avert starvation.  Don't let "the sky is falling" folks foment fear.  Counting on you.  Don't let us down...

However, I doubt it will take a lot of convincing anymore.  The folks who voted these dimbulbs into office have seen the light, me thinks.  They  have kids, which Mr. Joe Biden's policies and his FDA are keeping you from feeding.  And they have cars they have to fill with $7.00 a gallon gas.  You do to.  And they eat.  Oh yeah, they eat.  At least they used to.  They can't afford to any more...

How do you think they'll vote next time?

The "Great Replacement Theory"

Do you know what that is?

I don't.  And I'm what they call a "voracious consumer of news."  As in, almost all day, every day.  And I admit that most of that consuming is of the Conservative kind, what there is of it.  Although I force myself to also watch the socialist drivel on CNN and MSNBC, I do so, because, frankly, I want to know what the dumbasses on the other side are thinking.  And doing.  And damn!  I learned something today I didn't know before!

The killer from New York murdered his victims because he'd been radicalized into believing what's been called the "Great Replacement Theory" (GRT).  That's when Democrats import new voters to replace those they can no longer sway into voting for them.  

And from what we hear, almost nobody wants to vote for a Democrat anymore.  Their policies are despised, except for on the Upper East Side, where they don't apply.  So O'Biden and his Yale faculty lounge sycophants are doing their level best to import millions of illegals from all around the world.  And if you need proof, simply turn on Fox News and watch the unending stream of illegals pour across our Southern border.  

You can watch it from a drone, or a Texas State helicopter, or from the Fox News reporter's own camera crew.  It averages some 7,000 a day now.  More than 2,500,000 since O'Biden was inaugurated.  Greater than the population of Houston, our second largest city!  And if "Title 42" is allowed to expire in a week, they we can expect that we'll see more than 18,000 a day assault our Country.  Daily.  And our President doesn't give a s**t.  In fact, he's counting on it to stay in office...  

I guess they call that the "Great Replacement Theory."  That's the name of a book written by a French author, Renaud Camos.  He wrote it awhile back it to shine a light on what's happening over there, not here!  It's even worse there, where there are no effective borders anymore and the Mediterranean coastline from all the African immigrants to aim for.  But his work was co-opted and is now being used by those snarly crooks here on the Left against the Republicans who are slated to begin eating their lunches on November 8th. 

How do I know that?  I watched this new meme unfold on CNN and MSNBC and PBS and NPR all weekend, and blasted out this morning.  I guess that was the newly-approved attack line their highly-paid campaign consultants just dreamed up, which they've all now adopted.  The same folks who came up with "The Great MAGA King," I'm assuming.  They're stating that the mass shooting in Buffalo yesterday was caused by "GRT."  The shooter had adopted it as his own, they say, and written a 182-page manifesto embracing it.  Which, BTW, no one seemed to notice, even though it was posted on line!  Yet, apparently this same kid was hospitalized for his propensity for violence just weeks ago!  And the FBI placed a "Red Flag Alert" on him, whatever that's worth.  And since we now know they've been radicalized, why do we have an FBI again?  I heard Elon Musk offered $100 Billion Dollars for it, but demanded that all the Left-wingers be purged of the System before he took the keys...

Anyway, if believing that the Democrats are attempting to replace those who won't vote for them with those who will, count me in!  And it's not a conspiracy theory, mouthed only by Tucker Carlson, as they say on the Left, and a few other Right-wingers, considering that illegals are now voting in San Franpoopco and Lost Angeles and Santa Monica and Seattle and Portland and Baltimore and New York City and Newark, and, and, and...  

Which is Unconstitutional, BTW...

And as I said, it appears the only folks who don't know there's an invasion on our border these days are those who watch these Leftwing channels.  Oh yeah, and also sit behind their microphones!  Imagine, because of the news they choose to consume, half our Country doesn't know what's happening to the other half! 

So, let's cut to the chase.  This is all claptrap.  White noise.  They're scared to death.  They're grasping at any straw.  Even trying to pin a mass murder on mainstream Americans.  How low will they go?  How low is...I don't know...low?

They Just Couldn't be Bothered...

The National Baseball League and Coca Cola and Delta Airlines and a slew of other "woke" corporations couldn't be bothered to read the 3 entire pages of legislation overhauling Georgia's voting rights laws before jerking the All Star Game from Atlanta, costing the local economy at least $100 Million Dollars.

Of course, Georgia's new laws were far less restrictive than those of Joe O'Biden's home state of Delaware, or Colorado's, where the Major League Baseball chose as its new location, but they couldn't be bothered.

And Disney couldn't be bothered to read Florida's 7 whole pages of legislation insuring our toddlers aren't subjected to drag queens and pedophile groomers  before declaring all-out war on the State of Florida, resulting in its loss of some $93 Billion Dollars of shareholder value, so far, as a result.

So I guess it stands to reason that the Democrat Party and the Legacy Media and Hollyweird and Planned Parenthood who knows who else couldn't be bothered to read the 96-page draft opinion from the SCOTUS indicating its intent to overturn Roe v. Wade.  Resulting the backlash no doubt intended by the leaker, which has yet to peak in intensity.

That draft opinion states in summary:

     -  "Roe" is unconstitutional.

     -  The matter must be returned to each state for their voters to decide.

Thus, if the voters in your state want unfettered abortion, you'll get it.  The Right Way.  And if it doesn't, you can either engage in "abortion tourism," as I've previously described in this blog, or simply VOTE WITH YOUR FEET, as our Founding Fathers intended.

Don't like Oklahoma's abortion laws?  Move.  Don't like Alabama's abortion laws?  Move.  Or, conversely, if you're of a more Conservative nature, and your state, California for instance, or maybe New York, wants to hand out abortions up to the the third grade?  Move.  But those women...er, excuse me, those "birthing persons," can simply fly to sunny Southern California and take advantage of Governor Gavin Newsom's illegal, immoral and unconstitutional offer of free abortions, to everyone!  No matter where they're from!  

So, the Bottom Line, as they like to say, is this:  If you'd rather vote on your abortion rights then have them decided for you by 9 stuffy lawyers in robes, be happy that the SCOTUS has chosen to face this torrent of misplaced outrage now, while we still have the chance.

Damn, when socialism goes off the rails, it takes a lot of folks with it as collateral damage, now don't it?

Abortion Tourism...

In follow-up to a recent posting, I'm (dis)pleased to report that Taxifornia's Boy Guv, Gavin Newsom, or as we sometimes call him, "Hairgod," has broadcasted far and wide that if any prospective "birthing person" out there wishes to enjoy their next abortion here in the sunshine, he'll be happy to cover all their costs associated with travel, lodging and medical costs to do so.  

Now, this pronunciamento went out to all prospective abort-ors without his having first checked with the 38% or so Conservative tax-paying minority here in the once-free, once-Golden State.  The ones who might take umbrage with such an expenditure of their hard-earned tax money.  Perhaps California's ONLY hard-earned tax money.  Not to mention all those True Believers who do not condone the taking of a pre-born life.  Not at all.  And they VOTE!  California's "Uighers."  It's serfs.  The ones it plucks like a Christmas goose for tax money, and gives them the finger in return.

The poor bastards who have yet to flee this site of impending doom.  

But hey, if prospective abort-ors find themselves in one of the 25 or so states that do not permit abortion upon demand, up to and including the first day of kindergarten, then they've hit the jackpot!  They should just give Boy Guv's travel office a call and I'm sure his minions will take it from there.  

Unless he begins to get competition from Kathy Hochul, the unelected Governor of New York.  She's declared NY a sanctuary state for abortion.  All you abort-ors out there get ready to become an abort-ee in New York State!  Kathy doesn't give a damn about the wishes of the Conservative, Pro-Life 40% of her state, the ones that don't live in the Five Burroughs.  The ones who live in 96% of the State.  All the others?  New York's Uighers.

See a pattern here?  

But wait, fellow Pilgrims!  In from Left Field we now have Lori Lightfoot, Chicago's first Midget Black Lesbian Mayor.  She's decided to compete with CA and NY, by making Chicago your go-to place for a Midwest abortion.  The weather sucks, but hey, you may not have to travel far.  She's already kicked in $500,000 of City (taxpayer) money, and promised another $40 Million More!  

Zowee, Batman!  They really, REALLY don't like babies there, now do they! 

But hey, Ms. Kathy and our Boy Guv and the very tallest dwarf in all of Lilliput Land might soon get into a competition of sorts over prospective abort-ees.  They might begin to jack up the booty, so to speak.  Maybe throw in a pass to Disneyland, which just luuuvs abortions.  Or one of those Chicago deep-dish pizzas from Lori you hear about.  Or some coupons from Starbucks.  Or a new Tesla from Elon.  Or a free checking account from Citibank.  Or an all-expense paid trip to either place from Amazon, up to a max of $4,000.  Per year!  All have sworn their allegiance to abortion tourism, so Katy bar the door!  I can see this becoming an annual event!  

And hey, since the Democrats own the "MSMedia" and Hollyweird, I can this all becoming a movie!  And maybe even a game show!  Let's face it, now that picketing outside Supreme Court Justices' houses with the express, stated intent of swaying their opinions, in spite of the fact it's a Federal Crime, I suggest there are no more guard rails.  No more limits to Leftoid behavior.  Everything is now acceptable.  

All I can say is Thank God we've got all the firearms.  We just might need them...

The 2022 Chuckmeister Voters Guide...

I just got my new Taxifornia voters guide in the mail.

Psshaww!!!

That's pronounced "pisshawww," btw.

I, The Chuckmeister, have been approached on numerous occasions of late with queries about how to vote in our upcoming election.  For some strange reason.  So I, The Chuckmeister, have responded by creating my very own "Chuckmeister's 2022 Voters Guide."  Just a few simple questions will let you know exactly how to vote.  Ready?  Here goes...

1.     If you believe that ancient Egyptians, who possessed neither beasts of burden nor iron tools nor the wheel, could have stacked some 2.8 million limestone blocks, each weighing some 2.5 tons, to a height of more than 485 feet, 4,500 years ago, all by their lonesome, you should vote Democrat.*

2.     If you know owning and using a firearm is our absolute Constitutional Right as free Americans, that's with a large "R," yet half our states are doing their best to trample upon them, you should vote Republican.

3.     If you believe that buying cars from a vending machine, sight-unseen, without a test drive, trading good money for them across the Internet, to some slick bozo, is a-okay (wha...?), you should definitely vote Democrat.

4.     If you believe that it's somehow okay to spend more than $3.6 Billion Dollars defending Ukraine's 1,261 mile border from aggression from a single foreign power, with another $33 Billion requested from Congress to continue that fight, while simultaneously finding no apparent contradiction in only requesting a budget of $8 Billion to run our entire bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, including protecting our 1,761 mile border, with proof of encroachment by citizens of 153 countries so far in 2022, you simply must vote Democrat.  

5.     If you believe that you're better equipped to decide what to do with the money you earn than the Gubmint, vote Republican, straight ticket.

6.     If you think teaching kindergartners about transgenderism is a-okay, and that anyone who disagrees with you is a racist, a homophobe, a misogynist, and most likely a capitalist, fur God's sake, you vote Democrat.  Early and often.

7.     If the only reason you still live in Taxifornia is because your job or your family keeps you here, and that you'd bolt in a minute if you could, you're a Republican voter.  All day.

8.     If you believe there are 57 genders, but can only name two, vote Democrat.  They need you.

Now then, this is a simple Guide, but one that should separate the wolf from the sheeple.  No need to thank me.  It's why God put me here...   

*     I am the master of the long-ish, but enormously informative sentence.  So don't bitch.  It's free.  

"Birthing People"

Fret not, all you prospective "birthing people!"*

     (That's what the National Broadcasting Corporation and Jeff Bozos' little plaything the Washington Post choose to call pregnant "women.")

By now you may have heard that a draft opinion from the SCOTUS indicates they're ready to dump Roe v. Wade.  That's the 1973 decision that somehow managed to find the word "abortion," or even an oblique reference to it, in the 437 words of the Constitution.  

But acceding to public pressure at a time sort of like...now, they somehow did. And since then obtaining an abortion in America has been a Federal matter, not one rightfully governed by each of the several states.  Like every other matter in America.  As the Constitution intended.  So if "Roe" is now found unconstitutional, then the matter is returned to each State.  Where their citizens can vote on how they'd like the issue handled.  And those states wishing to make abortion legal may do so.  And those that don't, won't.

How "big D" democratic.  Which the Liberals say they crave.  Notice how hard they're fighting to keep their citizens from having a say in the matter?

And God help us, they're proving it!  So far 10 major corporations have stated publicly their support for any employee wishing to go out of state for an abortion!  I find that rather startling, don't you?  Amazon, for instance, a company I used to buy from until yesterday, states they will pay up to $4,000 per year for medical, travel and lodging expenses for any employee seeking an out of state abortion.  These Biz Bizzes are on board as well, with the list growing daily:

     -  Lyft

     -  Citigroup

     -  Levis

     -  Sales/Force

     -  Yelp

     -  Uber

And guess what, fellow Pilgrim!  Boy Guv Gavin Newsom, is offering to have the good taxpayers of Taxifornia pay for the travel and lodging and medical expenses of anyone, anywhere, if they'd prefer their abortion in the sunshine.  No geographic limitations given.

So I'm thinking a bright young prospective "birthing person" might reasonably get a job at Amazon in Texas, porculate* with abandon, and if nature takes its course and "it" becomes pregnant, then "it" can fly out to wonderful sunny, southern Taxifornia for an all-expense paid "child" removal project!  

Or so Joe O'Biden called them yesterday.

So spread the word!  The insanity that has become 2022 America is not only not getting better, it's getting far, far worse!  But be sure to know that I, The Chuckmeister, will keep you informed each and every sordid and miserable step of the way...

*  I make up words sometimes...

"Blazing Saddles"

With the titanic kerfuffle just unfolding over Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter last week, I'm forced to recall, with fondness, the Grand Opening of Warner-Bros. 1974 movie, "Blazing Saddles."

I was in the audience that night.  And it erupted with laughter from the opening credits until the "The End" scrolled by.  It was a monumental success, both theatrically and financially, because it made fun of everyone in America.  Equally.  No conventions were spared.  No "sacred cows."  Every little group was scorned equally.  Which was the idea.  Like the TV shows "Archie Bunker" and "The Jeffersons" back then, free speech abounded.  The only limits to it were of the legal kind.  The kind that would get you sued.  Or thrown in jail.  

But it was a time of humor.  Even then-POTUS Dick Nixon appeared on "Laugh In," a show that skewered every politician equally.  Not just those of the Republican persuasion.  Like it is now.  Since the so-called "Main-Stream-Media" has been co-opted by the Democrat National Committee.

But back to "Blazing Saddles."  It was written and directed by Mel Brooks, who also starred in it.  And it was off the wall even by 1974 standards.  It was the story of a small town which appoints a Black railroad gang worker to be its sheriff.  Yeah.  And the reaction by the purportedly universally racist West was hysterical!  The movie's opening should give you a taste:

A bunch of White, KKK-member cowboys encounter Little's railroad gang.  They demand that this "N-word" and his gang sing plantation songs, like they did when they were slaves.  Little breaks out with "I get no kick from champagne!  Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...," with his gang singing backup behind him.  

You didn't even have to be there...

The movie starred every comedian then extent, including Gene Wilder,  Harvey Korman, Slim Pickens, Alex Karras and, of course, Madeline Kahn as "Lili Von Sctupp."  And if you don't speak German, look up "Sctupp."  It'll do you good.

But anyway, all those who were wounded by the mere thought of having someone other than those who speak, eat, think and act "woke," like now, should be forced to sit through an entire screening of "Blazing Saddles."  Most likely with the benefit of restraints.  Their doing so would instantly acquaint them with what it was like back way back when America was free. 

Or maybe they should just take a look at the gigondo mess Disney's CEO has made out of trying to make a tiny minority of his employees happy.  By picking a fight with a State.  The State in which it's a guest.  A State which can pull the "Reedy Creek" self-governing authority out from under it.  And did.  And a State which can tax the s**t out it in the future.

And I'm guessing...WILL!

Tell me what part of CEO Bob Stupak's $34,000,000 annual salary paid for Disney's more than $50 Billion Dollar cratering in stock valuation?  Oh yeah, that guy Stupak brought in to craft his new "woke" agenda has been shown the door.  Look at the carnage he left in his wake...

Memo to America's corporations:  Pay attention to your bottom lines and to your shareholders' return on investment.  And not on trying to remanufacture America...  

And also to our temporary Gubmint that if they persist in trying to create and run a "Ministry of Truth Board," which is so Orwellian as to defy description, so 1984 it could have been dreamed up by the "Babylon Bee," that I'm pretty sure a bunch of true believers will start looking for the torches and the pitchforks.  

And, oh yeah, oiling up the firearms...