Showing posts with label 'Tis Better to Give Than to Receive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'Tis Better to Give Than to Receive. Show all posts

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Common Denominators.

There are a couple of Common Denominators between the 36 States that voted for Incoming POTUS Trump on November 5th, and the 14, plus our Federal City, that didn't.

Those States are CA, OR, WA, CO, NM, MN, IL, VT, NH, RI, CT, NJ, DE, MD,* and the Federal City of Washington, D.C.  

All of the "Red" States required an I.D. to vote.  But none of the above mentioned states required I.D.  

So if you're a felon, an illegal alien immigrant from Azerbaijan, a Saint Bernard, or "Bigfoot," you could have cast your vote on 11/5.  Without divulging your identification.  Or coming clean about not having one.  Funny, isn't it, that the Democrats imported more than 11,000,000 illegal aliens from 167 different countries to come and be a citizen.  But to first get a drivers' license.  Which enabled them to sign up to register to vote.  

Trump won all the states where you had to show an I.D., and Harris won all the states where you didn't.  Seems to me that makes his victory all the more consequential.  And game-changing.  Let that all sink in...

*    It should be noted that only 7 of the Original Colonies voted for Harris.  All the others threw in with Trump.  Apparently the others don't have to worry about the Open Border and the Price of Eggs and Butter and Gas and the crime in the streets.  I guess they're living in the same bubble as those folks in D.C.  Who are all making over $200,000.  They see no need for change.  But to them I say, rest assured, Trump's bringing it anyway...   

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Bad News

I have some bad news for you. Try as I might, I did not win the Mega Millions jackpot. And it's bad news because I intended to split the jackpot winnings with those faithful readers of this, my little bitty blog. And yes, I know who you are (I have my ways!). You came oh so close to becoming moderately rich. What a shame.

I figured I'd net about $354,000,000.00 after taxes on a single payout basis. Your share would have been substantial, dear reader, even when divided with the multitudes who dote on my every word. I fell immediately into a fit of depression upon learning of my (our) bad luck. I was able to assuage the depths of my despair with three or four bottles of a very good '09 Santa Ynez Valley Syrah, which, by the way, goes very well with a penne pasta and a nice bolognaise sauce.

But back to the point, now that you know you are on my short list for receiving a share of my lottery winnings, I'm pretty sure you'll wish to accord me the same consideration. So, I'll keep checking my email and my voicemail just in case you happen to win. Good luck.

Remember, 'tis better to give than to receive...